Misty's Song: Uncut
By Clare

NB: This is a rewrite of Misty's Song from the 2BA Master CD. Its not big and its not clever but if you're a palletshipper or an anti-twerpshipper it may give you a giggle. Probably not best to sing it in the presence of AAML people though.

ASH: Goodnight Brock, Goodnight Pikachu, See you in the morning!

MISTY: Ahem!

ASH: Er. You too Misty. Are you still following me?

MISTY: Goodnight Ash....sweet dreams

ASH: Oh, I will have! Come on Gary....

CUE Cheesy SYNTHARP TWIDDLING

CUE Cheesier music to which MISTY SINGS:

Ash I know I gave you quite a fright
When I walked in, in the nude
We both knew I had loving on my mind
Involving Brock and Pikachu.

I jumped on you. You ran away.

CHORUS!
I try to tell you that I'm horny, But all you can do is gulp
And I get so sexually frustrated, I beat my pokemon to a pulp.
Oh how can anyone so twerpy ever play so hard to get?
I wanna tell you that I want you because I am desperate

I practice all the things that I could do
Late at night, with Psyduck.
I know I've been a bitch to all of you
But all I need is a mercy fuck.

You jumped on Gary. I guess you're gay.

REPEAT CHORUS!

Why, why can't I get a shag?
Is it because of that little STD?
I try, but I can't deny that I
Am desperate enough
To hump Jigglypuff
Can't you see?

CHORUS AGAIN!
AND AGAIN!

And LEAD OUT with MISTY sighing "I'm desperate" wistfully.

ASH: (guiltily emerging from his sleeping bag) Did you say something Misty? It sounded like you were singing a badly written fanfic song...

MISTY: Why no ash, I didnt say-

GARY: Ashy boy! I'm getting cold back here....

ASH: That's nice Misty! goodnight!

ASH scrabbles back into his SLEEPING BAG.

MISTY: ARRRRGH! PSYDUCK!!!!!! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF YOUR POKEBALL NOW! I WISH TO PHYSICALLY EXPRESS MY SEXUAL INADEQUECIES ON YOU!!! AND COME HERE JIGGLYPUFF!!!!

JIGGLYPUFF: Jiggly!*

*Damn woman, I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago.