Mistybation
By Clare

(It's just an abridged script of a crappy new episode of Pokemon I wrote in about 5 minutes on the boards. Pokemon, by the way, I still do not own and am not claiming to own. Suing me will result in a countersuit claiming you are too stupid to live.) ~ Clare

MISTYBATION: aka MISTY MEETS HER MATCH: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT
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ASH: Alright! badges! Lets take the ferry and get a badge! Badges! Yayyyy! One track minded? Me?

MISTY: Oh look, a girl, drowning. As I have not yet completely lost my soul to the dark side, I shall rescue her with my crappy staryu doing all the work.

GIRL: Thanks!

TEAM ROCKET: Prepare for tr -

TEAM ROCKET get sucked into a WHIRLPOOL.

RUDY: Thanks for saving my sister. You are a truly excellent trainer that is loving to her pokemon, I can tell, even though I have seen you use them once, for five seconds, at a distance of 60 metres. Come and live with me forever, you can teach people to raise water pokemon in your fantastic way. I love you.

MISTY: Really?? wow!

RUDY: That and theres no other girls on the island and I'm desperate.

MISTY: Youre so romantic!

ASH: Youre supposed to be watching me Battle!

ASH lets out Charizard by mistake, Charizard TOASTS MISTY. This is very FUNNY.

MISTY: Ash! Stop ruining my chances of getting a shag!!!!!

TEAM ROCKET: And make it do-

TEAM ROCKET get hit by a large TREE.

MISTY and RUDY THE FREAKBOY spend a night DANCING with his POKEMON. this is not seen as odd by ANYONE.

TRACY makes a drawing of TEAM ROCKET thinking they are POKEMON. He shows PROFESSOR OAK, who still refuses to SLEEP WITH HIM.

TEAM ROCKET: To protect the wo-

TEAM ROCKET fall off a LARGE POINTY THING.

ASH: Okay! Battle!

ASH proceeds to get CREAMED until only SQUIRTLE is left.

TEAM ROCKET: To unite all pe-

TEAM ROCKET are KNOCKED OFF A CLIFF into the RAGING OCEAN onto LARGE POINTY ROCKS

MISTY: Ash! I'm so bossy when it comes to water pokemon I'm going to scream usless advice about Squirtle at you for five minutes in the mistaken belief you give a damn!

RUDY: Wahhh. she loves Ash, not me.

MISTY: No I don't! I'm just a bossy cowbag! Lets shag!

RUDY: Oh well, heres your badge Ash, and youre a really lucky guy to have this bossy, irritating, uggo, pokesadist following you around.

ASH: I am?

RUDY: Yes, one day you'll see that.

ASH: Well I suppose I am seeing Gary in a few episodes...

ASH, MISTY, and ::shudder:: TRACY feck off to the orange league. RUDY goes home to indulge in MISTYBATION.

THE END.