Mistybation
By Clare
(It's just an abridged script of a crappy new episode of Pokemon
I wrote in about 5 minutes on the boards. Pokemon, by the way, I still do not
own and am not claiming to own. Suing me will result in a countersuit claiming
you are too stupid to live.) ~ Clare
MISTYBATION: aka MISTY MEETS HER
MATCH: THE ABRIDGED
SCRIPT
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ASH:
Alright! badges! Lets take the ferry and get a badge! Badges! Yayyyy! One track
minded? Me?
MISTY: Oh look, a girl, drowning. As I have not yet
completely lost my soul to the dark side, I shall rescue her with my crappy
staryu doing all the work.
GIRL: Thanks!
TEAM ROCKET: Prepare for
tr -
TEAM ROCKET get sucked into a WHIRLPOOL.
RUDY: Thanks for
saving my sister. You are a truly excellent trainer that is loving to her
pokemon, I can tell, even though I have seen you use them once, for five
seconds, at a distance of 60 metres. Come and live with me forever, you can
teach people to raise water pokemon in your fantastic way. I love
you.
MISTY: Really?? wow!
RUDY: That and theres no other girls on
the island and I'm desperate.
MISTY: Youre so romantic!
ASH: Youre
supposed to be watching me Battle!
ASH lets out Charizard by mistake,
Charizard TOASTS MISTY. This is very FUNNY.
MISTY: Ash! Stop ruining my
chances of getting a shag!!!!!
TEAM ROCKET: And make it do-
TEAM
ROCKET get hit by a large TREE.
MISTY and RUDY THE FREAKBOY spend a night
DANCING with his POKEMON. this is not seen as odd by ANYONE.
TRACY makes
a drawing of TEAM ROCKET thinking they are POKEMON. He shows PROFESSOR OAK, who
still refuses to SLEEP WITH HIM.
TEAM ROCKET: To protect the
wo-
TEAM ROCKET fall off a LARGE POINTY THING.
ASH: Okay!
Battle!
ASH proceeds to get CREAMED until only SQUIRTLE is
left.
TEAM ROCKET: To unite all pe-
TEAM ROCKET are KNOCKED OFF A
CLIFF into the RAGING OCEAN onto LARGE POINTY ROCKS
MISTY: Ash! I'm so
bossy when it comes to water pokemon I'm going to scream usless advice about
Squirtle at you for five minutes in the mistaken belief you give a
damn!
RUDY: Wahhh. she loves Ash, not me.
MISTY: No I don't! I'm
just a bossy cowbag! Lets shag!
RUDY: Oh well, heres your badge Ash, and
youre a really lucky guy to have this bossy, irritating, uggo, pokesadist
following you around.
ASH: I am?
RUDY: Yes, one day you'll see
that.
ASH: Well I suppose I am seeing Gary in a few
episodes...
ASH, MISTY, and ::shudder:: TRACY feck off to the orange
league. RUDY goes home to indulge in MISTYBATION.
THE
END.