Die, Misty, Die
By Catherine

A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How the thought of killing Misty made me smile
And I knew that if I had the chance
I could spark the Ash 'n' Gary romance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
Coz we all know Gary's his one true love
And someone should give Misty the shove
Cos the owner of this site tells you so
And do you think they could make it work
Or is Ash too much of a twerp
And would Gary find life with him far too slow?

Ash, I know that you're in love with him
From the way you held him in that gym
Where he got blasted by Mewtwo
And I know he loves you too
But Misty's such a stupid fuck
She should get run over by a pickup truck
No doubt driven by her Psyduck
I'd love to watch her die

I started singing
Die, die Misty bloody well die
For all of the times you made your Pokemon cry
Psyduck's so happy drinking whisky and wine
Singing 'Psy-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai'
'Psy-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai'

I met a girl who owned a gloom
And I asked her to give Ash and Gary a room
But she just smiled and turned away
Then I went down to the Pokemart
While Ash 'n' Gary had a heart-to-heart
And both could come to terms with being gay
And in the street that Misty bitch screams
The Rockets steal and no-eyes Brock dreams
Probably about being laid
And the Rockets just want to be paid
And the 3 men I admire most
Giovanni, James and Gary Oak
They thought it was a brilliant joke
The day Misty got fried

They started singing
Die, die Misty, bloody well die
For all of the times you made your Pokemon cry
Psyduck's so happy drinking whisky and wine
Singing 'Psy-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai'
Which translates as 'Die, Misty, die!