Sex, Death, Immortality, and Dreams
By PI and
OPS
Notes: This fic was written in a chat, by OPS and PI members. It makes
little sense, but it's also pretty funny. It's funnier if you remember that each
sentence, and sometimes even each part of a sentance, was written by seperate
people, so the whole fic is basically a big fight with people trying to pull the
story in the direction they want it to go. Be warned that this is fic is
probably rated AT LEAST R.
Prologue: One day, Ash had become attracted to a rock because it reminded
him of Gary. Chikorita got mad and jealous because of Ash's obsession with Gary.
Then Charizard ate Chikorita, and Tracey ran off to marry Green. And
now...
Chikorita looks at Ash from inside Charizard's stomach. Chikorita
finds an Abra in Charizard's stomach and teleports out. Then she goes out for a
cheeseburger.
Professor Oak comes in and gets REALLY jealous that Tracey
is married to Green. Muk comes and starts trying to do it with Professor Oak.
Green realizes she has gone mad, and goes far, far away from Tracey, to get
married to Red.
Then Abe Lincoln appears and starts throwing fireballs at
everyone!!! The fireballs destroy the rock.
Ash: Oh no! Rock!
;_;
Samus Aran came and assasinated Abraham Lincoln. But then John Wilkes
Booth got pissed and assassinated Samus!!
Chikorita is now happy so she
can be with Ash forever and ever. But what about that bitch Misty?
Later
that day, Ash went home and was greeted by Misty, Brock and Gary. Misty was
talking to a tree. Chikorita realizes she is talking to a tree and Vine Whips
the tree into oblivion. Andrew Johnson appears and starts humping
Misty!
Gary has some news for Ash. Is it a challenge or a
confession?
Gary: Ash, will you sleep with me?
Ash: OK! Forget
that bitch Misty!
Misty: What?! Noooo!
Misty drags Ash off by the
ear.
Misty: You're coming with me Ash.
Chikorita comes and Razor
Leaves Gary like crazy.
Meanwhile, Misty has dumped Ash on her bed. Gary
stabs Chikorita and joins Ash and Misty.
Misty: Think about what you're
doing Ash. You almost made love to a boy and a rock.
Ash: Yeah, what I'm
doing is wrong.
Chikorita is stabbed, but is not dead. Chikorita comes
and fires a Solar Beam at Misty. Ash pulls out a gun. Ash shoots
Misty.
Ash: I hate you Misty.
What? Chikorita is evolving!
Chikorita evolves into a Bayleef and shakes off the stab
wound.
Meanwhile, Pikachu pulls out a bottle of ketchup and starts doing
the ketchup bottle.
Meowth: Pikachu, I'll give you better lovin' than
that bottle of ketchup ever could!
Pikachu is torn between the Ketchup
and Meowth..
Tracey: The only reason I married Green was to get Misty
jealous, I'll get you Ash!
Ash casts disentegrate on
Tracey.
Tracey: Misty and I will come back from the dead to get you Ash.
And your little Pikachu too!
Meanwhile, in the Rocket hideout, James is
talking to a shoe.
James: Hello shoe.
Wobbuffet is doing Jessie
and Victreebel is doing James.
Bayleef rushes to Ash and starts hugging
and tries to do him.
Ash: Gimme a blow, Bayleef!
Bayleef: I love
you Ash!
Gary appears.
Gary: Ash, HOW could YOU cheat ON ME with
this..this..Pokemon! Arcanine! Flamethrow that Bayleef!
Bayleef starts
evolving again! Bayleef evolves to Meganium!
Meganium: Stay away
from my Ash!
Ash: Don't fight over me, there's plenty to go
around...cause I have a clone!
Gary forgets about Ash and starts giving
Magnium a blow job.
Ash: "Noooo, now both my lovers left me for each
other?"
Meganium shakes Gary off and starts going for Ash again. Gary
goes off and sulks in the corner. Nidoqueen comes out of one of Gary's Pokeballs
and gets mad at him. Nidoqueen starts trying to do Gary. Gary does Nidoqueen.
Ash does Meganium. Everyone's happy.
Nidoking sulks. He decides it
should be a big orgy.
Bulbasaur appears and tries to propose to Meganium.
Meganium steps on Bulbasaur.
Ash: Get away from me you stupid Pokmon ! I
don't want you ! Don't you see I love Misty !
Meganium: Misty is dead!
Now you have to love me!
Ash and Gary realize they have gone mad, and go
to comfort each other.
Psyduck kills himself and has an orgy with Misty's
ghost, while Brock and Vulpix have an orgy too.
Tracey and Misty pop back
to life. Psyduck pops back to life too. All through the power of the Egyptian
book of the dead. Nidoking talks to a flower.
Ash, Jessie, James,
Misty, Gary, Brock, Tracey, and Giovanni all get into a big orgy! All the
pokemon in the world also gather up and have an orgy. Marill jumps on to Tracey
and tries to do him. Meowth comes to Misty and confesses his love for her.
Misty: You freak of nature! *slap*
Meowth sprays love potion on
Misty.
Meowth: Now you have to love me!
Meowth brings Misty to a
cave and does her.
Misty and Meowth have cute little Meomans (Meowth and
Human).
Maronz sends a nuke at the building everyone's in. The nuke hits.
Everyone's dead. Suddenly, a mystical powder spreads over the Earth and everyone
is brought back to life.
Everyone: Cocaine brought us back to
life!
Meganium dies a horrible death.
Ash finds himself in the
house, with Misty, Brock, Gary and Tracey. Jesse and James enter.
Ash:
Hiya there, Gary.
Gary: Quiet, slave!
Ash's Chikorita was in Ash's
Pokeball all this time, and comes out. She tries to do Ash. But she dies a
horrible death. James talks to the sofa.
Ash: Yo, Misty, Brock, Gary,
Tracey, Jesse, James, wanna have an orgy?
Everyone but Ash:
YES!
James: But let's leave Misty out.
Jesse: Good
idea!
Misty is alone in the corner, and she decides to hump the wall. The
wall is unwilling. Jesse kicks Misty to the curb. Jesse and Misty get into a
bitch fight..and..Misty dies..
Meowth: No! Misty!
But the
REAL Chikorita is still here! Chikorita does Ash. Then ALL the Chikoritas in the
entire world suddnely spontenously combust, as do all the Bayleefs, and
Meganiums.
Meanwhile, Pikachu does a bottle of Ketchup. Everyone is
happy, except the ketchup. The ketchup is depressed. It has lost its cap.
Pikachu is heartbroken that the ketchup bottle cannot join the orgy, so he stays
alone with the ketchup. Meowth breaks the ketchup bottle in
jealousy.
Meowth: I WANT YOU, Pikachu!
But Pikachu brings out a
spare bottle of ketchup and smash Meowth on the head with it and does the bottle
of ketchup.
James decides to get busy with Jesse first.
Jessie:
Oh, James! ^^
Then, in comes Professor Oak and Delia! Oak and Delia are
naked, however..and they jump on the couch and get into it! Oak is staring at
Delia and one part of his body is very large.
Tracey: Professor Oak! I
need you as the desert needs the rain!
Mr. Mime, in jealousy, kills Oak
with Psychic Powers. But Muk protects Oak, and saves his life. Professor Oak and
Tracey spank it on. Mr. Mime starts doing Delia. Delia runs away to be
with her husband Giovanni. Oak, however, gives Tracey a lethal
injection.
Tracey: I'll love you...till...my...death...
Muk
disposes of the corpse by eating it.
Todd (Snap) comes in and starts
taking some 8 by 10's of this scene with his camera.
Nurse Joy and
Officer Jenny enter the scene. Muk starts glomping the lower part of Oak's naked
body..and Mr. Mime and Delia get it on.
Delia: You make my life complete,
Mimey!
Oak suddenly realizes how much he loved Tracey. He begins to cry
and his tears bring Tracey back to life.
Tracy: This must mean
that...Oak is a Pokemon!
Oak: THAT'S RIGHT! .:transforms into a
Ditto:.
Oak dies of shock. Tracey does Oak's body. Marill gets jealous
and pulls Tracey away from Oak and starts doing him. Muk decides that he likes
Tracey's method, and and starts glomping him. Marill evolves into Azumarill so
he is more effective with doing Tracey.
Random songs play in the
background. Right now the Trainer Battle music is playing. The music box playing
the random songs gets nuked. But the music continues. Everyone goes insane
from the music. They run far, far away, and ruin Green's wedding.
Meowth
does Misty and Pikachu does the bottle of ketchup.
Misty: Meowth, I'm
sorry but I have to leave you for Psyduck.
Meowth: You will not leave
me!
Psyduck runs away in panic. Meowth sprays love potion on Misty. But
Meowth misses and hits Pikachu instead! Pikachu shocks Misty, because
Meowth is HIS man! But Pikachu shakes it off and continues doing the bottle of
ketchup.
Misty's Starmie appears in the room. Starmie dies of
shock.
The ketchup bottle, Misty, Meowth and Pikachu get into an
orgy.
Psyduck runs into a rock. The rock and Psyduck get it on. Lighting
strikes. Psyduck is fused to the rock! The rock was really a water stone and it
evolved Psyduck so he could use it better. Charizard eats Psyduck.
Gary
gives Ash a few pointers and asks for a blowjob in return. Ash agrees. Ash
starts giving a blowjob to Gary. Gary licks Ash's back. They fall over.
Overbalanced, y'see.
Hiker: Give it a plot, people.
Pikachu and
Meowth get it on out of total love for each other, screaming "IT'S A
PLOT!"
The Plot attacks with a grenade launcher. Muk starts glomping the
Plot. The Plot and Muk get it on...
Plot: hahahahah! *goes around
shooting *
Ash sits blot upright in his bed, screaming his lungs out.
Turning from side to side, he sees nothing amiss. He's in his bedroom, no one
else is here, and nothing seems out of place. It must have all been some insane,
crazy dream.
Ash: No more Ranma 1/2 marathons before bed I think.
Ash falls asleep, and goes back to the dream.
Sabrina: Hey,
remember me from the last fic?
Everyone: ::kills Sabrina::
Sabrina
dies a horrible death.
Misty walks in after hearing Ash's screaming and
wakes him up again, seeing the terrified look on his face.
Ash: Guess
what Misty! I had another sex dream about Gary!
Misty:
That's...great...Ash...What did I tell you about watching Ranma 1/2 before bed
?
Ash: Will you pretend that you're Gary for me? I need to practice my
sex skillz for Gary.
Gary runs in. Ash drools.
Gary: No need to
pretend!
Ash: OH Lugia!!!! MY love eternal!!!
Lugia: OH Ash! MY
love eternal!
Lugia flies away in a panic. Ash and Gary confess their
love for each other and rip off each other's clothes. Misty dies of shock.
Ash and Gary do it while screaming, "It's a plot!"
Lugia dies a
horrible death by the plot. The plot attacks Misty. Even though she is dead,
Misty fights back and wins.
Ash pinches himself and finds out he's not
having a dream! Ash gives a blowjob to Gary.
Gary: Oh yeah...it's...a
plot...
Ash realizes he's on an LSD trip. He realizes its Misty he's
doing, and he's happy.
Suddenly, Edgeknight comes in. He dies a VERY
horrible death, over and over. Then every Pokeshipper from BMG comes in.
Cyndaquil kills them all with its flame thrower. They all die a horrible,
horrible death. And Edgeknight dies again and again, from the plot, along with
all the other Pokeshippers on BMG, who also die over and over. But Edgeknight
dies a more horrible death because he's the bigger asshole. And then, Chuchino
pops in out of no where, and stops everything, by stabbing herself
repeatedly.
Suddenly, Misty drops from the sky. She bangs her chest,
activating a shield which prevents her from being killed.
Ash and Gary
get back to their love fest, Which is rudely interrupted by Misty, standing with
a grenade launcher. Her invincibility shield is still on. But, the grenede is
INSIDE the shield! The grenede blows up and kills Misty! Ash and Gary continue
to do it.
Meowth: NO! Misty!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty is revived, grabs a
rocket launcher, sticks it OUTSIDE the shield (the gun, not her), and fires!
Misty ends up killing Ash's mother with the rocket launcher.
Mr. Mime:
No!!!! Delia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oak: No ! How could you Misty ! Deliah
!
Ash's Chikorita comes and kills Gary with thousands of Razor Leaves.
Ash's tears bring Gary back to life.
Gary: Does this mean you're a
Pokemon, Ash?
Ash and Gary go at it again like hormonally imbalanced
bunnies. But then Chikorita becomes a carnivore and eats Gary. But Chikorita
spits out Gary and dies a horrible death.
Gary wakes up screaming. It was
all a dream. The world Gary wakes up in contains no Chicoritas whatsoever. Or
Bayleefs. Or Meganiums.
Ash comes over to Gary.
Ash: You all
right, man?
Gary: Ah, bliss! A world without Chikoritas!
But there
is a similar creature called a Shikorita! Shikorita: Pokemon #456. Ash's
Shikorita gets it on with Ash. Gary dies of shock. Shikoritas all had the
sexual fantasy of killing Misty. Misty also had a sexual fantasy of Shikoritas
killing her. So they all went for it at the same time. The Shikoritas all kill
Misty, then they explode into green goop.
Tracey:
Mmmm....goop....
Gary comes back to life and screams there are NO
chikoritas OR anything similar to them in this world! But there are Sealeefs!
Ash caught a Sealeef in this world. He got Sealeef in a trade. And Sealeef gets
it on with Ash. But Ash, being the idiot he is, gave Sealeef away. And all
Sealeefs now live on the other side of the world. But he still as a Giganium.
Giganium does Ash. Giganium gets blasted to the moon. But Giganium comes back
since she is immortal. Ash announces that he will not have sexual relations with
any more Pokemon. Aglandiir claps at Ash's good decision. But Giganium makes Ash
change his mind with a smelly spray. Sabrina permantly teleports anything that
resembles a Chikorita or one of its evolutions in any way to another planet,
where they can't teleport off. Haunter grabs Sabrina and does her. Meanwhile,
Pikachu is STILL doing the bottle of ketchup, and on New Island, Mewtwo and the
Nurse Joy are getting it on.
Suddenly, Shenron appeared in front of Ash.
Shenron leaves because DBZ SUCKS.
Psymander assembles the 7 dragon balls
and wishes for all of the stupid dreams at this chat would stop FOREVER.
Everyone in the chat kills Psymander because all he does is
bitch.
Psymander: Well I guess you all suck so much that magic don't work
on you.
Ash and Gary confess their true love to each other and rip off
each other's clothes. Ash continues to give Gary a blowjob. Ash and Gary then go
at it on stage, for women everywhere.
Ash: Ooh, Gary, I'm so glad that
you're doing me! You're soooo sexy!
Gary: Damn straight!
Ash:
Ohhhhh Gary!!!! I didn't know you could bend that way!
Gary: I used to be
a gymnast.
Gary: OOH! ASH! You bend well too! and you're not a
gymnast?
Ash: I'm not into penis gymnastics like you are,
Gary!
The rabid Nidoking that wants to get it on with MaGR spots his
love, the flower. The Nido talks to the flower. MaGR blasts the Nidoking
into oblivion. The flower weeps. Nidoking comes raging to MaGR, cause he's
immortal and can't be blasted. Nido stuffs MaGR up his ass- a mating ritual
among Nidoking. But it wasn't MaGR, it was the flower. And MaGR was the flower.
The flower liked to pretend to be MaGR, but he wasn't MaGR. The flower liked to
pretend to be MaGR because it WAS MaGR, even though people thought it wasn't
MaGR! The flower liked to think it was MaGR, but it just wasn't MaGR no matter
what. So it weeped. But MaGR climbed into the Nido's ass anyway. He knew better,
but he decided to anyway. But he decided it would be better to teleport out of
the story and get back to writing it. Nidoking is so in love with MaGR that he
Teleports out of the story using a TM and follows MaGR. But since Nidokings
don't exist in real life, he dissapears right when he teleports out of the
story.
MaGR: Why are you all against me?
Aglandiir: I just wanted
to see some NidoMaGRshipping...there's been a real lack of it
lately.
Misty storms in.
Misty: Ash, how could you sleep with
Gary? A boy! I thought you were straight!
Ash: Hey, theres room enough
for 3!
Misty: OK! Two for one deal!
Misty dies a horrible death.
People cheer. The Plot dies a horrible death. Almond and Hazel show up. The
supposedly gay dude from the silly Pokemon shojo manga shows up too.
Pistachio: I'm the gay dude from MPJ!
Misty opened her
shirt....and there was a bra. And Gary ate a pie. The Hamburgler and Mayor
McCheese show up.
Hamburgler: Oh Mayor!
McCheese....Not in front
of the children.
Ash dies and so does Misty, Gary, and everyone else on
the world cause the world just exploded. But wait a minute! The plot appears! It
brings everyone back to life.
Maronz: This is a love lemon between Ash
and Gary! It makes sense!
Ash: Gary, will you marry me when we're
older?
Gary: I thought we were married...
Ash: Oh, yeah! We are
married! Wanna go anal for now?
Ash: For sure dude!
Gary: OH! Ash,
you're better at anal than I thought!
Ash: I'm taking lessons from
you!
Misty: Hey what about me?! I got plastic sugery to make em larger
for you Ash Ketchum!!!!!
Gary throws off his hawaiian shirt. Ash and Gary
go at it like a pair of hormonally imbalanced bunnies - anal style! Misty dies a
horrible death. Misty joins Ash and Gary, even though she's dead.
Ash: I
don't wanna have sex with Misty's dead body!
Misty was revived. But
she dies horrible deaths for the rest of eternity. So does Gary. But it was
really Gary's clone that died. Then Misty gets disintegrated - no body to revive
her!
Giganium cries because she can't find Ash anywhere. Giganium
spontaneously combusts. Prima comes up to Ash and Gary wearing a tiny hooters
shirt.
Prima: Mind if I join you Ash?
Ash: No thanks Prima, I'm
gay.
Prima forces her hooters into ashs mouth saying: YOU WILL DO ME
NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Misty then reincarnates into the love child of Ash and Gary
(they found a way). Misty goes with Prima. Prima dies a horrible death. Misty
continues to die horrible deaths. Misty and Prima get it on as they die. Misty
is revived (again) and blasts Prima. But the blasting turned Misty on, so Misty
had oral sex with Prima. Giganium comes and kills everyone wanting Ash. But they
all come back to life, since they're immortal. The Baseball Bat of DOOM(c) is
teleported in, and Gary kills Misty with it.
Prima: My lover is dead
::cries::
She dies of shock. Misty goes and does Edgeknight. They make a
perfect couple, Misty and Edgeknight.... they're both assholes! Giganium drags
Ash into a cave and does him. Prima breast slaps Giganium and kills her. But
Giganium is immortal. Gary uses the BBB of DOOM(c) on Giganium. Giganium gets
teleported to a different planet that she can't teleport away from, and she
doesn't have the resources to build a spaceship. Prima blows up Giganium's
body.
Jesse and James are the perfect couple. They are in love. James is
not gay. James talks to his sock.
James: Hello, sock.
Jesse: Do
you love your sock more than you love me?
Wobbuffet comes and does
Jessie. Jessie enjoys it. Jessie does Meowth. But Meowth wants Misty, so he does
Misty. Meowth has a threesome with Pikachu, and Ketchup. Misty comes and they
have a foursome. Ash and Gary dip each other in honey and start licking it off
of each other. Prima and Prof. Ivy do Brock. Pikachu shocks everyone except his
friends to Mars- The End.
The End disappears. The Plot appears. Misty
wakes up.
Misty: So it was all a dream...Wow that was a wierd dream!
Maybe things will be slightly normal now that I'm awake.
She wanders off
to die.
The Plot appears in front of Misty. The Plot kills Misty. The
only problem? Something is wrong in the Pokemon world...Giovanni is dead, and he
buried Pikachu with him...alive. Meanwhile, Giovanni does Persian. And Team
Rocket calls the boss while he's doing Persian.
Giovanni: What is it?! I
am busy right now!
Team Rocket get Emmys for being so cool.
Misty
goes downstairs for breakfast, and she sees Ash sitting on Gary's lap... both
naked.
Ash: Hey, Misty! Gary and I decided we love each other last
night!
Meowth jumps in and does Misty. Everybody gets naked does everyone
and is happy.
Jesus Christ: Well, it's about time I showed
up...
Misty: Huh?!
The Plot kills Misty again. Chikorita comes and
kills Gary. Then she does Ash. Chkorita spontaneously explodes. But
Chikorita is immortal, so she doesn't explode. Gary comes back to life. Ash
kills him because too many Palletshippers are here. But Gary's immortal
too!
Jesus Christ: Woops, my fault.
Jesus: ::pays
God::
Misty does Ivy, Oak, Prima, Rudy, and Ash.
Misty: I love
Slutshipping!
Suddenly, the world goes dark, because Palletshipping
is so dark. Dark beings appear, but nobody can see them. They all tackle people
to the ground and start doing them. Then they eat all the flowers in
the
world. Nidoking becomes depressed. Chikorita gets over her Ash
infatuation and decides to become a Pokemon slut. But then she decides she loves
Ash again. Every person in the anime gets naked, does everyone and they do it
forever- The End (in permanent indestructible ink paper).
The End
vanishes. Ash and Gary continue to go anal. Ash breaks away from the mind
control drugs Gary gave him and does Misty. Psyduck does Misty. Chikorita ties
Gary up, and then does Ash. Gary breaks free! Ash and Gary make a porno.
Chikorita: I don't love you anymore, Ash. I love your
clone!
Chikorita does Ash's clone. Misty and Jesse do a porno and Ash
watches it and drools. Ash and Gary have a hot make out session on the floor.
Prima does everyone. Ash finds Lugia. Lugia flies away in mortal fear.
Ash
and Gary continue to make out naked. Giovanni and Persian have cute Perumans
(Persian + Human). And they live happily ever after. The End.
The
Perumans kill The End. Ash and Gary 69 on the floor in front of Tracey. Ash gets
up from his 69 and kneels on the floor, while Gary continues to lie down. Ash
and Gary have another 69, with Ash kneeling on the floor.
Ash: I don't
love you anymore, Gary. I love........ SLOWKING!
Ash leaves Gary and does
Slowking. Lugia protects Ash. Lugia sings "I Wanna Touch the Sky" to Ash. Lugia
flies away. Cogs enter. Cogs are half cat half dog all terror! You thought that
cats and dogs couldn't breed! But you were wrong! Dead wrong! Cogs take over.
Ash shacks up with Lugia. Lugia flies away in horror. Ho-oh and Misty have a
foursome with Ash and Gary.
???????: I don't have reproductive
organs.
Everyone gets naked and does Kokuran. Kokuran teleports away.
Everyone gets naked and does Hiker- The true End, who's immortal. ITS THE
END!!!! But The End doesn't believe it. Everyone dies and cannot be revived,
except Mewtwo and Mew. But they're immortal so it doesn't matter. Everyone comes
back to life magically. Mewtwo and Mew kill everyone and make out happily.
Everyone comes back to life again. Mewtwo gets it on with Aitwo. Gir comes
in. Gir does Prima's dead body. Prima awakens, as does Misty. Prima dies a
horrible death.
Ash and Slowking hide from Mewtwo and Mew and continue to
do it. Of course, that was Ash's clone doing Slowking, the real Ash is still
getting it on like a hormonally imbalanced bunny with Gary! But that Ash is a
clone too! The real Ash is doing Chikorita! Ash does Misty thrice. But then!!!!!
Misty dies a terrible death. Li and Sakura come in and make out while Madison
and Kero do it.
Ash: Gary, it seems like all we ever do is have
sex.
Gary: Damn stragiht!
Ash: Why don't we ever have any heated
battles anymore?
Gary: You're right. Let's go out and... uh... take a
shower together?
Ash: sounds good ta me!
Ash gets out of the
shower with Gary. Gary chases him. Misty protects Ash from Gary. The REAL Ash
and Chikorita get married and have kawaii Chikomen (Chikorita + Human).
Hiker: GIVE IT A PLOT!
Ash and Gary get up from having sex, put
on their clothes, and head to the Indigo League games - they were doing it in
their cabin in the Indigo League. Ash practices Pokemon battling with Gary,
flirting with him every now and then. Giovanni is dead....And he's buried
Pikachu in the grave with him..Alive. Persian digs him up. Persian kills Pikachu
for touching Gio. Ash and Misty get engaged and get married. Misty takes off her
mask that looks like Gary, and Ash ditches Misty. Ash and Gary's Pokemon look
really bored, so they decide to entertain them and have sex. Pikachu and
Charizard have lesbian sex. Brock finally gets all the girls in the anime. He
group sexes all the girls that he would like in the anime. Mai the slut from
Fatal Fury does Brock. Mai explodes for being in the wrong anime. Brock goes
through hundreds of divorces and dies a horrible death.
Ash and Misty
have normal sex. Misty and a blow-up Ash doll. That Ash is a clone, and the real
one is living a happy life with Chikorita. The Ash living with Chikorita is
secretly a clone - he's just a well made
clone. Ash makes thousands of clones
to sacrifice to Palletshippers and one to give to Misty and he goes off with
Lugia. Lugia flies away in mortal terror. The REAL Ash is having sex in the
public park with Gary! But that one is the best clone of them all. The REAL REAL
Ash is living a happy life with Slowking. Ash forgets to pay Mewtwo for the
clones and in the resulting dispute Mewtwo kills the clones and the world ends.
Breasts are raining from the sky. Mewtwo flies around with Mew and they declare
their love.
Mewtwo: I'm a big purple kangaroo! Hear me
roar!
Slowking: Do me again, Ash! Do me again!
Ash: OK, ya big
slow lug you! But I'm a clone! I can't! I must go back to Gary!
Ash goes
back to Gary.
Ash: I missed YOU Gary!
Gary shuns
him.
Gary: I won't talk to you until you rip off your clothes!
Ash
goes to Lugia. Lugia flies away in mortal terror. Flies away, and picks a
thousand roses for Ash, and Ash is in love. Then a rabid Furret eats Gary. The
Furret spits Gary out.
Ash: Come on Pikachu, let's battle Jasmine!
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash goes into the gym....then he sees Jasmine,
naked as a deer. "Desire" plays in the background.
Ash: Excuse me miss,
I'll turn around...
Jasmine starts to feel Ash and starts touching him
places where kids can't touch. Gary kills Jasmine.
Gary: All this sex is
making me dizzy....Why don't we take a bath together, Ash?
Ash and Gary
are happily taking a bath...with Lugia. "Purple Pain" plays in the background.
Lugia commits suicide. "Purple Pain" is replaced with corny circus music. But
Lugia can survive anything, and even survives Ash's bad sexual technique. Ash
and Gary make out in the hot tub.
MaGR: Bye everyone!
Ash: Thanks
the Gods! No more Pokemon/Human ships!
Ash and Misty kill Kokuran.
Kokuran survives. They the kill ChaosRocket, and go on a homocidal rampage
against Palletshippers. But Chaos is a goddess of Chaos, she can't die.
Chaos teleports herself into the fic. "Chaos" plays in the background.
Ash: I want to have a nice romantic dinner, and a chat before the next
time I give my virginity to you again, Gary!
Gary: Again?
Ash:
Again!
Gary: How many virginities do you have?
Ash: How about we
break up? I love Misty more.
Gary: Hell no. Your life is
mine!
Ash: Just kidding. Misty is a whore.
Misty: Damn straight
I'm a whore!
Gary: You'll have the evening of your life before the night
of your life!
Ash: I'm pure.
Ash rebels against Gary and Lugia
helps him. Ash, Misty, Lugia and Jesse have a hot make out session. But Ash runs
away from it, because he's a gay virgin. Lugia commits suicide and dies a
horrible death. But Lugia has lots of resurrect potions. Ash is
soooooooooo confused! Is he gay or straight? But suddenly, the answer comes to
him! Ash decides that he loves Gary!
Ash: Must...stay...pure...in the
face of temptation.
Then!!!!!!!!!! GW bush comes AND everyone kills him!
He dies.
GW Bush (as he dies): I...suck...
Ash: Gary...!!! I SAID,
get down on your knees!!!
Gary: Yes sir!
Ash: Gary!!! NOW!! Say
you don't love me!
Gary: I hate you!
Ash: DAMN
straight.
Gary: j/k! I love you sooo much!
Ash:
Noooooooooooooo!
Ash runs away into Misty's arms. Misty kisses
him.
Misty: Wait! I'm a whore!
Misty does her Psyduck. Misty is a
whore and goes to Jesse. Ash turns away from Misty and gets on his knees.
Ash: BRING IT ON, GARY!
Gary tries to seduce Ash, but fails.
Ash: Gary, if you can look me in the eyes and tell me you don't love me,
I'll walk away.
Gary: I can't say it Ash!
Ash: And from now on,
Gary, your name is 'Ash's Little Bitch'!
Gary: I'm Ash's little
bitch!
Ash: I love you Gary, but I must stay pure!... On second thought,
the temptation is too great! I can't stay pure! I want MY
Lugia!!!!!
Lugia is dead. But that's just what we were MEANT to think!
Cuz it's true! Ash puts his lips around Gary's... umm...lips. Ash dirties
himself....with Misty! Gary is sad. Misty explodes. Gary is happy. But Brock
comes! And Brock and Gary have wild sex. But Brock dies a horrible death,
for fun. Brock lives. Brock dies. Brock lives, and he and Gary ride into the
sunset. Brock dies for Gary's happiness. But Brock takes off his disguise and
turns out to be Ash! But the real Brock died. So it's all cool. Tracey's Venonat
appears. Tracey and Oak get it on!
Oak: It's been my lifelong dream to
do it with a sexy young thing like Tracey!
Tracey: I'm a
Wokepon...Matcher...
Oak: Yeah baby talk dirty to me!
Ash and
Misty get it on too!! Gary and Brock get it on! Lugia and Ho-oh get it on (cause
Ash isn't around). Tracey comes in and sketches Ash and Gary having hardcore
anal sex together. Oak and Tracey get turned
on watching Ash and Gary go at
it. Oak and Tracey have sex. Tracey and Oak get locked up for the good of
humanity.
Psymander: You're all sick.
Everyone kills Psymander
for bitching and not pitching in to the fic.
Psymander: It's cause the
fic sucks.
Mewtwo declares himself a Pokeshipper, and so does Mew. In
fact the whole sane world becomes Pokeshippers. But the insane ones convert the
sane ones! Everyone goes mad. Ash and Gary hold up a sign that says
"Pokeshipping sucks!" But thats a cardboard cut-out Ash. The real one is having
sweet nothings whispered into his ear by Lugia. Gary steals Ash from
Lugia.
Ash: Thanks for rescuing me, honey!
Lugia kills Gary. Ash
loves Lugia for a whole month before going with Misty. But Gary is immortal, and
thinks Lugia should die a slow death. But Lugia is also immortal and chains Gary
like baal was. Diablo tries to free him, but Ash beats him. And Ash has kinky
fun with Misty. But Misty is a whore, so she goes to do Brock. And then Misty
does Psyduck. So Ash and Lugia have freak sex. But Gary is still chained. Ash
does Gary while he's chained up.
Gary: I love bondage...
Ash: Did
I say you could speak, bitch?
Gary: No sir!
Ash decides to free
Gary when it's all said and done.
Ash: No more.....mind
control.
Ash flees and gets tied up by Misty. Gary comes and Gary and
Misty do Ash! They go have threesomes and everyone is happy.
Misty sits
blot upright in her bed, screaming her lungs out. Turning from side to side, she
sees nothing amiss. She's in his bedroom, no one who isn't supposed to be here
is here, and nothing seems out of place. It must have all been some insane,
crazy dream.
Misty: Wake up Ash. It's morning.
They go back to
sleep and re enter the dream. But they can't sleep! It's too light out. But then
Misty looks under the bed, and sees Ash and Gary having sex.
Ash: Shut up
Misty, I'm busy having sex with Gary!
Misty: Oh, OK Ash!
Gary goes
to the top of the bed and does Misty for no reason. Misty goes to do Brock. Ash
runs off with Gary and they have wild sex while eating their breakfast. They
find Pikachu having lesbian sex with Charizard and congratulate them. Meowth
gets jealous and scratches Charizard. Charizard fires Meowth.
Pikachu: I
love Charizard more now, sorry Meowth.
Meowth cries. Meowth does
Jigglypuff.
Chuchino: I deserve to die. I shall kill myself so everyone
else can live.
Misty: Oh Brock, I had the most wonderful dream...I
dreamed Oak and Tracey had sex...man that really turns me on.
So Misty
had wild monkey sex with Brock. Ash and Gary did the same, somewhere else. Ash
was on an LSD trip at the time and thought that Gary was Misty.
Misty:
mmm...Oak and Tracey...yes
Misty dies a horrible death. Ash and Gary
experiment with food. They find girls to their liking. Ash goes off with Melody
to satisfy Kissshippers. But he finds Misty naked in Melody's bed. They have
threesomes. Misty gets imprisoned beneath the earth, in a "cryofrozen" state.
Melody spontaneously combusts. She dies a horrible death. Ash goes back to Gary
and starts 69'ing him. Gary ties Ash up in chains, and suspends him over a vat
of cream. Gary dies for no reason. Misty rescues Ash and they kiss passionately.
Misty dies a horrible death. Gary comes back to life, as is so common in this
fic, and kills Misty. Gary's immortal. Ash and Gary kiss passionately, naked.
Misty and Gary have an epic battle which lasts forever. Ash gets is on with
Lugia in the meantime. Gary wins the battle and has anal with Ash.
Chaos
decides to make this a self insertion fic. Chaos asks Maronz if he wants to join
Team Cog when Clare puts it up on her site.
Meggie: Team Cog is going to
own all....
Maronz: OK, I guess I'll join.
Anyways, when we last
left Ash and Gary, they were having anal. But not really, Gary is having a
dream, and wakes up with Brock. Gary screams when he sees Brock, and goes
running to Ash. Gary and Ash kiss
passionately as Maronz announces that he
has to go watch Friends. Ash kills Gary and sleeps with Misty. Suddenly, the
world went black. Ash was in a new world. Misty, Brock and Gary were in
front of him.
Misty: You looked like you were out of it for a while,
Ash.
Ash: Ugggg. What happened ?
Ash and Misty went walking in the
forest. Ash was hungry. Then a trainer guy came and beat Ash. Ash was sad and
Misty comforted him. Gary slowly unbuttoned Ash's shirt, and tossed it to the
side. He
caressed Ash's body, and kissed him with quick, fitful, loving
kisses. Ash said, "Gary, I've been waiting for this forever.", and so Gary did
it. Gary slid his hand down Ash's pants, and moved his hands over the shaft of
Ash's penis. ...Yadda yadda.... James and Tracey get it on.
Tracey: But
I only love Oak!
James: And I only love Jesse!
Ash: A--and I love
only Misty!
Gary: (tears streaming) What?! I thought you loved
ME!
Ash: I do Gary! I was just kidding! Misty's a whore!
Misty:
Can't argue with that!
Ash: I'm sorry Gary, I can't stand
you.
Gary: Yeah right!! I hate you Ash!!
Ash: I hate you too.
*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
Misty does everyone, especially Ash. But Ash
runs away and does Gary.
Chaos decides again to make this a self
insertion fic. Chaos pulls Meggie into the fic.
Meggie: I'm in the
fic.
Chaos: Oh Meggie, let's make fun of board members that we hate, like
we did back in the old days of fics.
Meggie: OK!
Gary: But Chaos,
you can't! The board members might be OFFENDED!
Chaos: And I care since
when?
Meggie: They've always gotten over it.
Gary: Good point. We
all knew you were insane!
Chaos: Meggie, remember the Tenny fic? That was
sweet.
Meggie: Damn straight!
Chaos: Let's see Meggie, who do we
hate?
Archaic: Author inserted characters are a perversion even Brock
wouldn't touch with 10 foot pole. No more of them !
Chaos bashes Archaic
out of the fic with a mallet and she and Meggie continue.
Meggie: Well,
we don't like DC very much, do we?
Chaos: Remember Concietshipping? DC
and himself? It's shippy, we can do it!
Meggie: How could I forget it? He
loves himself more than anything. That's why he's never online.
Gary:
Poor DC...You two sniping at him behind his back...
Chaos: This will be
on websites, so he can see it. It won't be behind his back.
Meggie: Yeah,
and oral sex gives him nightmares.
Chaos: Ha! He's such a
loser!
Chaos and Meggie walk to a beach, and find DC rolling around in a
self hug saying "Oh yeah Mike, you're the best!"
Chaos: Time to move on
to Reallyhotshipping!
Meggie: We need to pair DC with Koji...But they'd
only talk about themselves in front of each other. It would never work beyond
sex.
Chaos: Well, I can't think of any other yaoi board member ships to
do. Unless we want arrog...never mind.
Hiker: ::cough:: Let's just
get on with the fic!!
Meggie: The sex wouldn't be that great,
either...They'd be trying to pleasure THEMSELVES, and not worry about the
partner...
Chaos: So true. Remember the Yaoi board member ship ICQ chat?
That was sweet.
Meggie: Oh dear lord...We need more of
those.
Chaos: More yaoi board member ships?
Hiker chucks Ash,
Misty, Brock and Gary into the discussion. Brock huggles Meggie. Chaos kills
Brock, for Meggie is HER woman.
Ash: Geez, these guys are really strange,
aren't they Gary ?
Gary: Yeah, thinking we're in love ? That's more of a
joke than you are! But yaoi board member ships are funny.
Ash: Yeah, and
kind of a turn on.
Gary: You're right Ash, they are a turn
on..
Ash: I want you here and now, Gary.
Gary: OK!
Misty
drags Ash off by the ear.
Misty: I think the insanity of this place is
getting to you.
Meggie beats Misty up and frees Ash. Brock rises from the
grave, splits in two, and huggles both Chaos & Meggie. Chaos throws up all
over him. Hiker chucks the Rockets into the fic.
Jessie: It's the brats
and...who?!
James: We're poor!
Jessie: To protect the world....oh,
you know the rest.
Misty: Come to think of it, I think it's getting to me
too. Let's go somewhere a little more....private Ash.
Ash: No way Misty!
I have plans to have hot sex with Gary tonight!
Misty: Not anymore you
don't!
Gary: The boy is mine!
Jessie: We need to stay under Chaos'
and Gary's roof!
Chaos: Yeah, Ash, Gary, and Team Rocket can stay with me
and Meggie in our house.
Misty bonks Ash & Gary on the head with her
mallet, knocking them out. Chaos grabs them and drags them to her and Meggie's
house, locking Misty out. Meggie lays Ash and Gary in bed together. In bed, a
fistfight ensues, which turns into kinky S&M sex.
Turning around,
Chaos sees she's locked herself in with Brock. Screaming, she unlocks the door
and runs until she's out of sight of the house. Meggie follows her. Brock
explodes. Chaos and Meggie engage in hot sex!
In the bed, Gary notices
that Ash has run off screaming after coming to his senses. Ash realized that the
color red wasn't a very good color for a thong. He ran away to get a green one.
Ash slams into Misty. After applying the formula 119, Ash resumes his activities
with Misty.
Anyway, meanwhile the Rockets had Chaos' house to themselves.
They were both watching TV...And Ash's clone continued his activities with
Misty.
Misty: No ! We can't to it here Ash ! Everyone can see us ! Let's
go somewhere more private.
Ash teleports to Chaos's house. Ash and
Gary make love on the table.
Ash: I've got the right color thong
now!
Gary: OK, now take it off!
Ash takes it off and 69's Gary.
Gary realises that he's doing a rubber blow up doll of Ash. Ash has run off with
a pack of condoms back in Misty's direction. But he finds Misty doing Brock, so
he runs to Chaos' house to do Gary. The REAL Ash and Gary continue to make love.
But not before Misty comes in with her Super Mallet(TM) and whams Gary upside
the head. Misty dies a horrible death.
Ash: Oooh, Gary, happy
day!
Jarek watches Chaos and Meggie have sex. Then he goes around buying
hookers.
Hooker: Get off me, punk!
Ash and Gary start going anal.
But Misty, back from the dead, again whacks Gary. He's got a bad concussion and
ends up dying a horrible death. Gary turns out to be immortal and pops back up.
He comes back to life sexier than ever. Ash's tears had brought him back
to life. Ash is turned off by Misty because she came back from the dead and is
now a zombie. Ash doesn't wanna do a zombie.
Misty: I eat
brains!
Misty goes and does Zombie Brock.
Misty: As though it's
any different now....
Brock: True, you look about the same.
Misty:
Yeah, and I still eat my mates.
Brock: Misty is the only girl who will do
me...it's so depressing.
Misty: Brock, 10 dolla! Me love you long time
for 10 dolla!
Brock gives Misty $10. Ash looks at Gary and he gets turned
on again. Ash and Gary go at it like a pair of hormonally imbalanced bunnies.
Psymander: Boring.
Maronz kills Psymander because all he does is
bitch. A knock on the door interrupts the hot sex. Ash answers the door to see
that it's Tracey.
Tracey: Is Professor Oak around?!
Tracey dies a
horrible death. But Tracey comes back to life, so he can pursue his love, Oak.
Snap meanwhile has been peering in the window for the last half hour or so
taking 8 by 10's. Chaos steals Snap's camera, and gets the pics of Ash and Gary
doing it to put on her website.
Shadow: Psst, you can make more money if
you took pictures of Hiker and gave them to Arcy, Snap..
Hiker gets
turned on by Chaos, but alas, Chaos is screwing Meggie. Such a tragedy. Meggie
cuts off Snap's head with a chainsaw.
Shadow: Aww, now Arcy's
going to get pissed because he won't have his pictures.
Tracey,
meanwhile, is still pissing everyone off, asking about Professor Oak.
Tracey: Where is he?! WHERE IS HE?!
Oak: Right here,
Tracey...*looks at surroundings* *looks at Tracey* hmm...
Tracey: Oak, I
have to tell you something...I love you!
Tracey jumps on top of Oak. (You
know the rest) Oak dies... take a guess...but Tracey's tears bring Oak back to
life. Tracey dies... you know the rest. Oak decides he loves Tracey. Oak's tears
bring Tracey back to life. Oak commits suicide because no, he DOESN'T like
Tracey. He loves Tracey. Tracey and Oak are dehydrated and have no more tears.
And they both die a...guess..
Giovanni: I wish to make sweet love to
Delilah.
Delia: Cool!
Giovanni: Ash, I am your father.
Ash:
Kick ass!
Giovanni: Come to dark side. Join me, and we will rule the
Pokemon universe together.
Ash pulls out a light saber. Giovanni
takes out a light saber, too. Ash slashes Gio in half. But Giovanni reproduces
asexually, so now there's two of him.
Ash: OK! I'll join
you!
Maronz: Giovanni reproduces asexually? WHOA! Just like Arcy or
Hiker!
Chaos: Meggie, help me think up a name for Oak x Tracey
shipping!
Meggie: Oak X Tracey = ApprenticeShiping
Chaos holds up
a sign that says "Apprenticeshipping forever!" Jarek holds up a sign that says
"The page around this chat room looks fugly"
Meanwhile, Team Rocket have
been making love for the last...3 hours.
Maronz: Once I get the boot, it
will PROVE that OPS is, indeed, Big Brother!
Megan: Why, because Big
Brother sucks?
Chaos: He means Big Brother from the novel, not the TV
show.
Gary: Ya know Ash, discussing classic literature gets me really
hot...
Ash: Me too! Let's fuck!
Meggie: I'm not still having sex
with Chaos, am I?
Jarek: Sure, why not!
Maronz: 1984 PROVES that
anarchy is the way!
Ash: What the hell is an anarchy?!
Gary: Shut
up, punk!
Gary pulls Ash down.
Ash: Oh, I love it when you speak
like that!
Gary: Me too!
Ash and Gary go at it.
Gary: Now
get back to giving me head, Ash!
Gary gets on his knees. Misty dies a
horrible death at the hands of The Plot. Ash and Gary go at it. Chaos and Meggie
go at it. Misty lives and challenges Gary to a series of duels for Ash's love.
The Plot makes Hiker die a horrible death.
Brock sits blot upright in
his bed, screaming his lungs out. Turning from side to side, he sees nothing
amiss. He's in her bedroom, no one who isn't supposed to be here is here, and
nothing seems out of place. It must have all been some insane, crazy
dream.
Brock: I should have known. No way any of us would ever act like
that in real life.
He rolls over. Brock goes back to sleep, back into the
dream. No, he gets up.
Brock: Good Morning Joy. How're you feeling
?
Joy: Ahhh! Rapist!
Joy calls the police, and Brock goes back to
sleep, into the dream where Ash and Gary are going at it. Brock loves the dream
where Ash and Gary are going at it.
Ash: More, damnit!
Gary: In
my ass! In my ass!
Brock wakes up, and finds that Ash and Gary are really
there, going at it. Ash jumps out of the closet with Gary.
Gary: We heard
screaming, and so we had to give up the sex for a second and see what was
wrong!
Ash: Lemme put it up there!
Ash puts his...err... up Gary's
ass.
Tracey: No Ash don't, you love Misty, I'll cut it off if you try to
screw Gary.
Meggie: That's sad. Forcing someone to love someone
else.
Jarek: No more gay sex! Lesbian sex!
Chaos: We already had
lesbian sex, me and Meggie. But that's over now, it was only Brock's
dream.
Tracey dies a horrible death at the hands of The Plot which is
also dead. Ash and Gary go out, get a sex change, and go at it again. Ash and
Gary change back to their origional sexes. Misty has a sex change, and becomes a
woman. Misty and Prima go at it hardcore.
Tracey: I like to masturbate
while drawing Oak masturbating. How about I sketch Misty and Prima naked? Like a
titanic scene on crack.
Chaos and Meggie teleport into the fic, but they
are just freinds in this universe! However, as just friends seems to mean wildly
in lust with each other to both Chaos & Meggie, they quickly get out of
their clothes and shack down on the floor. Ash and Gary continue to go at it.
Wildly. Gary now realises that he's been humping a blow up doll, while the real
Ash is off with Misty in the room across the hall killing her. Ash kills
Misty then goes and screws Gary. The door out of the room is locked, so he goes
back to Misty, who he wasn't literally killing, but only killing with pleasure.
But Misty's idea of pleasure is being stabbed through the
heart.
Leonardo DiCaprio: I think it's about time for me to have hot sex
with Ash and Gary, because I'm cool like that.
Misty goes and has finds
20 gangbangers. Misty gets eaten by... uhh...a Dragonite! In the meanwhile, Gary
has joined Meggie & Chaos. Ash goes and screws Gary as Archaic begins typing
'it was just a dream..' Ash & Misty are now in Pokheaven together, in their
own private dimension, where they continue what they were doing earlier. Killing
each other.
KP joins the universe, having gone mad, gets out his sniper
rifle to cleanse the sinners. Sinners meaning the same thing as PalletShippers.
He shoots Ash first, him being the cause of all the controversy.
Chaos wakes up, and realizes it was all a dream, and that she
never really had sex with Meggie even though Archaic and Hiker tried to make
her. Chaos wishes it wasn't a dream. Archaic wishes that Chaos wishes it
wasn't a dream. So she falls back asleep.
Chaos is begining to consider
getting revenge by writing that Archaic and Hiker have sex. Hiker is considering
booting Chaos for such a crime.
Jarek: But you don't have to write,
they're probably going at it already!
kp: Is anybody else getting
horny?
Meggie: I am! I am! Jare, where's the porn?
Jarek:
Can't...parents around...=(
Meggie: Doh!
Hiker: **admits it** We
have no ops ;_;
Chaos: No ops? So you can't kick me if I write that
Archaic and Hiker have wild sex?
Hiker: Nope, we can't boot.
^^
Archaic and Hiker have wild sex. Anyway, back in Chaos' dream, Ash and
Gary are going at it. Of course, Misty breaks up the sexfest and gets with Ash.
Yay! Misty sings her song for Ash, revealing her feelings, what will Ash
say?
Ash: I love you Misty !
Tracey and Brock rejoice. They're
best friends in love, what could be better? Gary stands there, with a sad look
on his face. He then burst into girlish tears which suited his sore loser
personality well. Then Green comes up to Gary and they skip off happily in
puppy love. Chaos winges on the sidelines.
Chaos: I concede defeat.
Palletshipping has no chance.
Ash & Misty walk off into the sunset
together, arm in arm. Hand in hand.
Hiker: Let's cross to anoter couple.
Chaos & Meggie.
Chaos: I couldn't get off by watching Ash & Gary,
so I'm going to fuck you, Meg!
Meggie says nothing and jumps on Chaos.
Archaic challenges Meggie for Chaos's hand in marriage. Chaos points out that it
was earlier written that this was still all her dream, so all the Pokeshipping
stuff written just now was all in the dream. A mysterious man named X has
walked into Chaos' bedroom and he shoots her in the head. Chaos is dead
and all the characters are plunged back into reality. But it is STILL a dream,
and Chaos wakes up! And finds that in the real world, Hiker and Archaic are
going at it. Chaos IS dead. Chaos is a Godess, the Godess of Shipping, and
can not die. Unless stabbed with a knife covered in centaur's blood, which kp
happens to have. NO! Chaos can't die at all! Chaos is lying!! Lying with Meggie.
And as long as Chaos and Meggie are having sex, so are Archaic and Hiker.
Archaic: In your dreams Chaos. And you're awake now. Yet another example
PalletShippers are only satisfied thinking about two guys having it
on.
Hiker: Uhh... actually, I think they're trying to be
funny.
Meggie: No, it's just revenge.
Chaos: It was you
Pokeshippers who started up writing lesbian hentai with me and
Meggie!
Ash , Misty, Brock, and Tracey all come over to KP's house to get
away from the madness. They place timesplitters for hours on end, after which
they all fall asleep except for Ash and Misty, who kiss and
have kids. Chaos
points out that Pokeshippers love lesbian hentai. Chaos gets off Meggie and
heads for Archaic. Hiker & Meggie both flee, heading their own ways. Archaic
runs after Meggie, hoping that she will be enough of a distraction for
ChaosRocket that he can get rid of her. But it was all a dream. Archaic woke up,
from his hentai dream about Chaos and Meggie. Archaic wakes up next to Hiker.
With Chaos & Meggie getting it on in the next room after looking at
some Ash & Garyfanart. Archaic wakes up for real this time.
Archaic:
Damn, I'd say that was an omen if I've ever had one. No more Shippers chats
involving the PI EVER.
Archaic finds Misty next to him.
Archaic:
Hey ! You're supposed to be with Ash! Turn around.
Archaic is gonna get
her up the ass now. But Misty is dead. And Ash is standing over her with a
bloody chainsaw. Archaic seems to be wedged between Ash and Misty, and is now
scrambling out of the bed. Archaic starts to wonder why he was having dreams
about having sex with Hiker. He figures it must be because Chaos was controlling
his thoughts, and she found it a turnon. Because in his deluded mind, he
WISHES she found it a turn-on because that would at least imply that she had
some perception of love and lust.
Archaic: Maybe Hiker is looking at the
moon, too.
In the bed, Ash gets up, and hacks off Misty's head with a
knife. He then throws it out the window, where it hits Brock. Brock now gets a
face full of rubber blow up doll Misty, whose mouth hole is rather full. Her
mouth is full of SHIT. Brock goes off to find Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny for a
threesome. Then everyone talked about Harry Potter for a really long
time.
Epilogue: Everyone had sex with everyone they wanted to. The End
(for real this time)!