What More Could You Want?
By Julianne

Misty: Don't tell me we'e lost again, Mr. Ash Ketchum!

Ash: Sorry, my mind was kinda wandering somewhere else. :cough cough:

Misty: WELL, I'M GONNA MAKE IT WANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU DON'T GET US OUT OF HERE! AHHH! NOW YOU'VE GOTTEN ME ANGRY! PSYDUCK!

Psyduck: Psy? (Oh, God no!)

::Misty beats Psyduck::

Ash: Oh, why? ::Ash falls to his knees and screams:: WHYYYY?!!

Brock: What's wrong, Ash?

Ash: Why did Gary call me all those things? I'm not a loser! I am so depressed. WAAAAAA!!!!

Brock: Well, I'd better give you more advice that no one really cares about or listens to. See......

Everyone: Huh? What's that?

::Jesse and James arrive. They both have on different shoes as a "disguise". The twerps fall for it. This suprises no one.::


Ash: Who are you guys?

Jesse: We're, eh, doctors! Your Pikachu looks ill. We'll need to take it!

James: Yes, so please hand it over before it dies!

:Team Rocket snatches up Pikachu and runs for it::


Jesse: Hmm. That was easy, wasn't it, baby?

James: Ohh! It was! Don't call me that in front of anyone! Remember, we have to act evil.

Jesse: Oh, naughty! I like when you tell me what to do, you friskaboy!

::pinches James' butt:

James: Ohhh! You want me like that, huh?

Pikachu: (What the hell's going on here?)

Ash: Wha? Oh, no! Pikachu's gone!

Misty: Mmm, Ash, don't worry. Come over here. I'll hold you!

Ash: Blech! Get off me. I like someone else plus I'm ga....

Misty: AHHH!! BUT I'M HORNY!!! Well, Psyduck can't be all that useless!

Brock: God, she'll do anything.

Gary: So, Ashy-boy. What's up?

Ash: What's that supposed to mean, hmm? ::Ash smiles a little smile::

Gary: Well, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going back to Pallet Town. There's a competition there for the Pallet hometown award. Only the best trainers from Pallet show up. I guess that won't include you, eh, Ashy-boy?

Ash: I AM a good trainer, Gary! So I guess I won't see you for a while since you're going away?

Gary: Hmph. Well, I guess not. Come on, my fan club! We can't be late!

Fanclub: Gary! Gary! He's the best! Gary! Gary! Beats the rest!

Brock: Wow, they're so preety!

Ash: No! I won't see him again! Pikachu and Gary are both gone!

Misty: Psyduck, can't you do anything right? RETURN! ::In a rage of anger Misty holds out her pokeball for Psyduck to return. She runs over to Brock:::

Misty: Brock, you never get a girl! Want one right now? I'll make your eyes bulge outta your head even if you don't have any.

Brock: I would do a crack whore over you! Besides, I can smell your smelly pussy a mile away! You give new meaning to the word queef! UGGHHHHHH!

Misty: OHHH! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT! DIEEEE!

Brock: Aghhh! Nooo!!

:Misty hurls rock at Brock and kills him::

Misty: YOU DESERVED IT! OHHH! PSYDUCK, THIS IS ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT!

Ash: Well, we better start heading to Pallet. I've got to win that award and I have a feeling Team Rocket will be there with Pikachu.

Misty: Fine, but let's get some sleep first.

Meanwhile.......


Jesse: Woo-hoo! Pikachu's all ours!

James: The boss will be extremely pleased!

Jesse: I don't want just the boss to be pleased. Put on your dress right now!

James: Yes, Ma'am! Oh, and Jess? Why do you always have me crossdress?

Jesse: James, you know I like it! Now, since this is so special, put on your frilly pink one!

James: You want me to wear the "special" dress? OHH! This is gonna be fun!!!

::Pikachu and Meowth are in the other room::

Pikachu: Do they do this all the time?

Meowth: Yehhh. I'm getting used to dis by now.

::Morning Arrives::

Ash: Well, we better get going! Don't wanna be late for the tournament in Pallet!

Misty: FINE! HEY, WHO IN THE CHICKEN SHIT ARE YOU?

Tracy: Hi! I'm Tracy! I'm a Pokemon watcher. I watch pokemon. Did you guys know that I, Tracy, am a Pokemon watcher? I'm probabaly the biggest dork on the show! I have no purpose but to draw girls which no one sees cause I'm really embarrassed about it!

Ash: well....

Tracy: And I have a Venonat which is a total screw up and sucks but I love it anyways! My voice is really annoying and my drawings suck but I still want to meet Professor Oak even though I'm a total loser!

Misty: You can follow us if you want! No one else will screw me. Maybe I have a chance with you!

Tracy: OK, sounds great to me! Hey, you guys, did I mention that I am a Pokemon watcher?

::They all start walking and soon arrive in Pallet::

Ash: Since we're here, I better go visit my mom. And then maybe we can go see Professor Oak!

Misty: Oh! Professor Oak, now you've got me all horny. So, in the meantime...Ash, wanna venture into my forest?

Ash: :BARF: Ew! What's wrong with you? I wouldn't screw you if my life depended on it, or any other gir.....

Misty: TraCEYYYY!! TRACY!! ::Misty starts to run around screaming. She's pulling on her hair making weird animal noises and snorting.::

Ash: Maybe if she got laid more often she would calm down a little. Oh well, come on. Let's go see my mom.

::The 3 walk down the road to Ash's Mom's house.::

Ash: Well, we're here! Mom? Hey Mom? Anyone here? Hello? Is anyone...
:GASP!: MOM!

Ash's Mom: Oh, um, hello, Ash.

Ash: Professor Oak?????

Professor Oak: Oops! Well, looks like you caught us!

Ash: Oh, sick, this isn't right! What are you...AHHH!!! Professor Ivy?? Who the hell's gonna pop outta the covers next??!!!

IVY: Oh! Well, hello there, Ash!

Ash: Sick, this is just....MR????? ...MR MIME?????

Mime: Mi...MIME! MR MIME!

Ash's Mom: Ohh!! MIMEY!!!

Ash: It's Mr Mime! Better get out my PokeDex!

Tracy: It's Professor Oak! Better get out my drawing pad!

Misty: It's a huge orgy! Better get out the plastic wrap!

Ash: Mom? What is this? You're sleeping with 2 people and a Pokemon. Explain yourself!

Ash's Mom: I like older men.

Professer.OAK: She calls me Daddy.

Ash's Mom: Mimey can make more then just walls!

Mr Mime: MIME! MIME!

Ash's Mom: And I like women!

Professer IVY: Actually I'm a transvestite........and Ash's Father.

Ash: My dad is a woman? No! Please god, no! I can't see my mom this way! I'm outta here! ::Ash runs outside::

Tracy: Ash, what's the matter?

Ash: Gee, let me think about that, Tracy! I have no idea where Pikachu is, I can't find Gary, my mom is a slutty lesbian, and my father is a woman!

Tracy: Oh, neato! Well, I AM a Pokemon watcher.

Ash: Shut up! Will you just shut up!? Hey, where'd Misty go?

Tracy: I think she's still inside your mom's house.

Ash: Uh-Oh. Misty, Stop!

::Ash and Tracy run inside. They pull Misty off the bed right as she's about to do it. Her voice deepens into the Devil's voice::


Misty: RAGGGHHHH! PUT ME DOWN!!!!! ERRRARRRRR!!!

Ash: Ow! She bit my arm!

Misty: HELLFIRE RAIN ON YOU! ARGH! HELLFIRE RAINETH AND ROCKETH YOU!

Tracy: Oh, my goodness! She's just going nutso there! Since I'm a Pokemon watcher, lemme get out my drawing pad here!

::Team Rocket shows up wanting to show off their newly trained Pikachu::

Jesse: Haha! We finally have Pikachu all to ourselves, little twerp!

James: Sorry, brat! Pikachu, show them whose side you're on now! Hey! What's wrong with her?

Ash: (Restraining Misty): Oh, we stopped her from having sex. Calm down, Misty!

James: Wow, she really needs to get laid. AOOOWWWWWW! She's breathing fire! Jess, give her the hose!

Jesse: Right!

Misty::GAG:: RARRRR!! NOOO!!! NOOOO!!!! What, what happaned?

Tracy: You sure got mad at something, there. See, Misty, being the Pokemon watcher that I am, you can look at the picture I drew of you!

Misty: I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT! PSYDUCK! I'M MAD! COME OUT OF YOUR DAMN POKE BALL YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!

Psyduck: Psy...Psy...Duck!

Jesse: Oh, enough of this! Pikachu, show these twerps whose side you're on now!

Pikachu: pika.....CHUUUUUU!

Ash: Oww, Pikachu!

Jesse: Humm. This is kind of boring. Here, twerp. You can have this boring Pikachu back.

James: But Jess! We've finally got what we've always wanted!

Jesse: Not what I've always wanted.

James: What do you mean?

Jesse: James, I want you! Let's leave Team Rocket and be together!

James: So, no more blasting off?

Jesse: Oh, they'll be plenty of blasting off! As a matter of fact, I'd like to see your rocket right now!

James: Ohhh!! Well, let's go!

Ash: Hmm. I never knew Team Rocket was like that. Well, Pikachu! You're back with me!

Pikachu: chu. (Oh, great)

Ash::sigh:: I feel so empty.

Misty: Oh, Ash. Want me to fill you up?

Ash: Misty, no. No, I really really do not. Hey, is that? Gary! Gee, what are, haha! What are you doing here?

Gary: Ash,I'm so depressed. Can I talk to you.........alone?

Ash: Sure! Misty, Pikachu, Tracy, excuse us for a moment.

Misty, Tracy, and Pikachu: Sure!

Ash: So, Gary. Didn't expect to see you here. What's wrong?

Gary: Oh Ash. I've never felt worse! At the Pallet Tournament, someone actually beat me! I was laughed outta the stadium. My Arcanine is terribbly injured. He needs more than super potion to survive. I told my sister that I lost and she laughed in my face....

Ash: Oh, Gary.....

Gary: Then I tried to ask my Grandpa but you don't even want to know what I caught him doing.

Ash: My mom?

Gary: Yes! I feel like the whole world's against me!

Ash: No, Gary! That's not true!

::Ash grabs Gary::

Ash: You know what? I'm not against you! And I won't let you feel that way!

::They gaze deeply into each others' eyes::

Gary: Oh, hold me Ash!

Ash: But....

Gary: DO IT NOW!

Ash: Gary! I never knew you...well...

Gary: Of course I like you! Didn't ya ever wonder why I call you Ashy-boy? Heheheh. Now...KISS ME!

Ash: Yes, Gary!

::a little tear drops from Ash's eye. "Pikachu's Goodbye" starts playing as they passoinatly make out::

Ash: Oh, Gary! This is great! Will you be my dominant sex master?

Gary: DON'T QUESTION ME, SLAVE!

Ash: Oh!

Gary: GET THE ROPES!

Ash: Yes, Sir!

::Aww! Well, meanwhile.........::


Tracy: I am a Pokemon watcher and I wonder what's taking Ash so long.

Misty: THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M WAITING ANY LONGER!

Tracy: Well, let's go check on him!

Misty: DONT BOSS ME AROUND!!

::Misty and Tracy walk behind the rustling bushes::

Tracy: Oh, gee whiz! Are you guys playing cops and robbers? Why, playing it naked looks like fun!

Misty: Huh? ASH! YOU CHEATING BASTARD!

Gary: Get out of here! This is private.

Ash::tied down:: Yeah, get outta here!

Gary: NEVER SPEAK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, SLAVE!

Ash: Yes, Master!

Tracy: Better get out my drawing pad!

Misty: WELL, I'M JOINING IN! Eh, wait. Tracy?

Tracy: Yep!

Misty: Let's go over here. THIS'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO SLEEP WITH ANYONE ELSE, ASS! I HATE YOU!

Ash: My name is Ash, not Ass, and do I look like I care?

Gary: DID I TELL YOU TO SPEAK????

Ash: Ow! Sorry Sir!

::Misty and Tracy walk down the road to an empty forest::

Misty: Tracy, pull down your pants.

Tracy: Wanna have a sword fight?

Misty:JUST PULL EM THE HELL DOWN!!

Tracy: Oh, goodness!

:A while later after everyone has cleaned up their barf they just recently spewed up::

Tracy: Well, gee. I've got a nice drawing and now I know I shouldn't punish myself for getting an erection. It's not so bad after all!

Misty: See! I told ya! Ash! Hey, whatcha doin back here?

Ash: Oh, well.....just taking a walk. Gary was kinda tired so he went back to his house.

Misty: Well, glad to see ya!

Ash: Huh? You are?

Misty: Of course! PSYYDUCK!! COME OUT OF YOUR POKEBALL!

Psyduck: Psy? (Please don't hurt me!)

Misty: Hey, cutie! Ya know how Pikachu stays outta his Pokeball and hangs with Ash? Wanna do the same and hang out with me?

Psyduck: Psy? Duck? (Wow! Really?)

Misty: Yeah! Sound good, buddy? I love you so much Psyduck! You're the best pokemon ever! ::Hugs Psyduck::

Ash: Wow, Misty! All you needed was a good lay!

Misty: Yeah! I guess you're right Ash! Hey, Sorry if I'm being nosy, but you and Gary are great for each other! Good luck with you two!

Ash: Thanks Misty!

::All start happily giggling::

Ash: Hey, look! It's a wild Koffing! Chances are I won't even attempt to catch it, but I sure won't let anyone else! Unless it follows me, then I will brag on and on and on and on untill my ass bleeds about how I bravely caught my own Koffing!

Tracy: Well, Ash, I'm a Pokemon watcher, so I'm going to draw this Koffing! Let me, AHHH! NO IT'S SUFFOCATING ME! I'M DYING! NOOO! AAGGHHHH! :COUGHCOUGH: NOOOOOO.....blehh.  

Misty: Oh, well! Tracy's dead!

:the coolest pokemon in the world according to Julianne floats off in the distance. He has done his job, and he has done his job well. ::

Ash: Well, Tracy's dead, and it looks like everything turned out well!

Misty: Sure did! Didn't it, Psyduck?

Psyduck: Psy-duck!

Ash: Well, glad you're a nice person now, Misty. I'm going back to Gary's house to worship him. I hope you somehow get laid more often so you don't turn into a total bitch!

Misty: Ash, you're so nice for caring! Don't worry about me. I'm gonna go back to the whorehouse me and my "Sensationaly Slutty Sisters" will be running!

Ash: Sounds great!

Pikachu: Chu!

Ash: Look! It's Jesse and James!

Jesse: We have come to say we won't be trying to steal Pikachu any more! We're in love and want everyone to know it!

James: We're going to live together forever and just have passionate sex!

Jesse: We even have a brand new motto now! So listen up!


Jesse: To protect James from being too manly!

James: To unite my huge penis into her vaginey!

Jesse: To denouce the goodness of James' cum!

James:To extend my penis to the stars above!

JESSE!

JAMES!

Jesse: James making me blast off every night.

Jesse: Surrender your virgintiy now, Jess, or prepare to fight!

Meowth: I'm taking out the next flight.

Misty: Interesting! I like it! You guys are sooo nice!

Ash: Well you guys, Misty's not a total bitch, you two relized your love for each other, in about 3 hours Garys' gonna dominate me again, and Tracy's dead! This day has been absolutley perfect!

Misty: I love you guys!

Jesse & James: Well, we'd better get going, too!

Misty: Yeah, me too! I'm starting to feel a little "on the edge," so I think I should start getting "Sensationally Slutty!"

Ash: And Master Gary wants me to be on time! See ya around Misty, Jesse and James!

  ::So Jesse and James go off to live in harmony together, Misty leaves to works at a whorehouse, Ash goes to be whipped and tied, and they all "truly" live happily ever after! THE END!::