Ham and Cheese
By Meggie, RED, Chaos, Maronz, DC, and Jarek

Note: This is a fic that a few of us PI members wrote together in a chat. Be forewarned that it's just total random silliness. Read at your own risk!

Duplica: *going down a dirt road, grinning, her hat having a smiley face on*

Tai: Why am I in the Pokemon world?

Matt: I don't know... but I LOVE YOU, TAI!

Tai: I love you too, Matt! Wanna get down in the dirt and have some hot sex?

Jun: Nooooo! I'm a bitch that wants Maaatt!

Pikachu: Pika pika pika!*  Bite my furry, yellow....

Gary: I need some more god damn pokeballs!  

Ash: I HAVE POKEBALLS!  

Ash: *pulls down his pants, inviting Gary to touch his "Pokballs.."

Gary: Don't mind if I do!

Gio: Let me first!

Ash: That's sick, you're my dad!

Pikachu:  Pika!*  Oh sick dude!!!

Gio: I was just kidding, son!

Jun: I want EVERYONE!

Pikachu: Chu!*  Back up off me beatch!

Meowth: You, Pikachu... uhh... you wanna head to that grain sack in the road?  

Pikachu:  kachu*  I'll love you like Tracey loves a cheese burger!

Mayor McCheese: Tracey voted for me!

Tracey: I have genital herpes.

Jun: Can I have some?

Dark Cloud: Uhgh... I don't feel too well...

Everyone: EWWWWWW!!!!

::D.C. faints::

Gary: Isn't that the disease my grandpa has?

Prof. Oak: yeah, Tracey gave it to me, the bastard!

Pikachu: Pika....*  *that was more than I wanted to know...

OJ Simpson: I *didn't* murder anyone! It was those other guys on the golf course! I was watching!

Misty: I have a dick... I'm a dickgirl..

Ash: Nice try, Misty, but i'm still not attracted to you!

Sabrina: I LOVE you, McCheese!!!

Hamburgler: Back up off my man, Sabrina!  

McCheese: Wanna join the orgy? Meg, and Sweeney, and Abi, and RED are there.

Sabrina: Sure!

Tracey:  Say, Mayor McCheese, wanna go back to my place...

Oak: Are you cheating on me, boy???

Tracey: *eats McCheese quickly* NO, SIR!

Tracey: I'll make "love" to you, with my inner body parts.

Oak: NO WAY!  Last time I did that I got herpes!

Brock: I'm sorry, I gave Tracey the herpes, it's my fault.

Misty: I'm just sorry I gave them to you, Brock.

Pikachu:  PIKACHU!   *Stop saying herpes!

Gary: HEY! When can *I* be in an orgy?!

Ash: Gary, you don't get any orgies, you're ALL mine!

Misty: Am I still a bitch?

Ash: yeah, you're still a bitch.  

Oak: GRANDSON!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ASH? GARY!  WHY IS YOUR PENIS IN ASH'S MOUTH?

Gary: It...uh...fell in there by accident?

Tai+Matt: We're still over here fucking in the dirt! Don't forget about us!

*gabumon looks at matt and tai and the horn on his head grows...*

Pikachu:  Pika pika!*   *Who's your sex god, Meowth????

Meowth: You are sir Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pi!*    *Damn right I am!

Duplica: This is fun!

Hazel: I LOOOVE you Almond!  

Hazel sings "You are an obsession, you're my obsession..."

Almond: Hey, why don't we go join Tai and Matt over there in the dirt?

Hazel: OK!!!

Oak: I study pokemon, I'm Professor Oak!

Tracey: Oak, stop talking and fuck me in the mouth!

Oak: Alright, my boy!

Tracy: I'm a pokemon watcher! I watch pokemon!

Ash: Tracey, if you say that one more time I will bust a cap in yo ass!!!

Gary: Ash! Get back to giving me oral!

Ash: Yes SIR!

Gary: oooooh mamma!

Jesse: HEY! Why haven't we been included in this fic? We are the illustious Team Rocket!

James: Damn good question!

James: Jessie, stop talking and screw me!

Jesse: Oh well, let's fuck!

James: OK!

Jesse: I suggest you not keep me waiting!

James: Fine, I won't keep you waiting... but SHUT UP, Jessie!

James: *puts his penis in Jessie's mouth to shut Jessie up*

Meowth: I worship thee, oh sexy Pikachu!

Pikachu: pi! (Get on j0r knees, and beg, sexy bitch!)

Meowth: I beg you oh sexy Pikachu!

Pikachu: *takes a wrench out and starts doing things TOO graphic for this fic...*

wrench:......I'm a wrench.

Maronz: Do you know what Pikachu was DOING to Meowth with that wrench?

Narrator: I don't know, all I know is if it was too graphic for THIS fic, it MUST have been really bad!

Sabrina:  So, it was all a dream

Everyone: SHUT UP SABRINA!!!!!!

Sabrina: bowl...

Giovanni: ::next to Sabrina in bed:: yes, yes my love.

Mrs Ketchum: Sabrina, you bitch, get off my man fore I knock your sorry ol ass into the middle of next week!  

Narrarator: *starts screwing Ash's Mom*

Sabrina: (Teleports herself into hell, never to return)

Everone: YAY!

Narrarator: *goes to hell, he's DESPERATE!*

Elvis:  Thank ya, thank ya ver' much!

Brad and Leo: Let's have hot sex!

All women everywhere: yay!

Mr Mime: ::blows up for no reason::

Everyone: yay!

John Gray: I suck MAJOR ass and should die!!!

Pikachu:  Pika...CHUUUUUU!!!!!  (Thunder shocks John Gray and kills him)

John Gray: My...idiotic...theories...will outlive...me....

Dr. Laura:  This is all immoral! blah blah blah blah

John Gray: ::dies::

Eminem: I agree wit Laura, foo!

Dr Laura: ::dies::

Eminem:  NOOOO!!! ::dies::

Joseph Chambers: "Pikachu" is evil...

Pikachu:  Pika!  *Bitch say it to ma face!

Ash: We must formulate a plan, to kill Joseph Chambers

Pikachu: (Pulls out sawed off shot gun and kills JC)

JC: *comes back with evil power, for christianity is really an EVIL religion...*\

Gary: Sometimes McSweeney mis types my name as "gay"...Well, I am anyway..

Misty: I deserve to die!

Ash: OF COURSE!

Whitney: I agree!

Misty: I abuse pokemon!

Gary: We must formulate a plan, to rid the world of the evil that is Christianity! Any ideas?

Ash: We'll sacrifice Misty so that people will realise that Christianity is evil!

Gary: How will that help?

Ash: It won't help, but you do want to see Misty die, right?

Psyduck: ::bites off Misty's head:::

Everyone: Misty's dead! We now realize Christianity is evil!

Gary: Well whadaya know, it worked after all! Oh, Ash, you're so smart... and sexy... SCERW ME, ASH!

Ash: OK!

JC: My evil religion is dead! Now I must go back to the depths from whence I came!

JC: *goes back to PBS*

Justin TImberlake: I'm  ugly...........

The BackStreet Boys: We suck!

The Spice Girls: Whereas we are cool!

Perfect Cell: *kills JT, the BS Boys, and the Spice Girls, who also suck*

Meggie: Nooooo!

Chaos: NOOO! NOT POSH SPICE!

Meggie: I love the Spice Girls! ;-; Don't kill Posh! ;-;

Kami: Fine. *revives the Spice Girls.*

Perfect Cell: I hate 'em, but they can live, I guess..

Everyone: Yay!

Gary: Hey Ash, is that a ruler in my pants or am just glad to see you?

Ash: Oh Gary..

::Ash and Gary start to make out::

Misty: Hey! But Ash..

Ash: If you don't like us being together...

Gary: Too fucking bad!

::Gary kicks Misty out of the room::

Angel of Water: The End...XD