Have fun.
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Once upon a time, Zim Ash was trying to take over the world become a Pokemon Master. However, he couldn't think up any good plots training methods whatever.
"Master! I made beans! Pi, pika!" exclaimed Gir Pikachu.
"Not now, Pikachu," Ash said. "I'm working on my latest plan to destroy the humans listening to Britney Spears lamenting the fact that I love Gary and am too shy to tell him."
"You should tell him! Ka-chu!"
"Yes, I know..." Ash just sighed. Suddenly, he received a transmission phone call from the Tallest his mother.
"Ash!" said Red Delia. "You haven't called in so long! We I hoped thought you were dead!"
"No, Mom, I'm fine," Ash replied. "Wormking on being a Pokemon Master right now."
"Yeah, like THAT will ever happen," Purple uh... also Delia scoffed.
"Eh?"
"Ash, I just wanted to let you know I hate you. I sent you to Earth Hoenn as banishment! Never come home!"
Ash wept, but then decided he should go see Gary.
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Meanwhile, Dib Gary was ranting about the paranormal shoes Ash.
"Where is Ash?" he wondered, pacing back and forth in the living room of his house.
"Quit it," growled Gaz May (May Oak, not Hoenn May). "You're blocking the TV."
"But I'm IN LOVE with Ash!" Gary cried. "I have to tell him! But he's trying to take over the world the only thing that stands between me and becoming a Pokemon Master! Angst, angst."
"Eev," said Eevee, who was randomly there and not an Umbreon for some reason.
Gary went downstairs to his father's grandfather's lab. "Dad Grandpa?"
"Yes, son Gary?" Professor Membrane Oak turned away from the computer screen upon which he was sequencing the DNA of sporks.
"Grandpa, I'm in love with someone, but he's trying to take over... uh... my... Pokemon Master-becoming-ness. What should I do?"
"You should give up the paranormal Pokemon training and join me in REAL! science Pokemon research," Oak replied.
"Oh." Gary's eyes narrowed annoyedly. "No thanks."
Oak shook his head regretfully as Gary went upstairs. "My poor insane grandson."
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Meanwhile Ash was going to Gary's house. It was raining, and the rain stung his skin because he was Irken merged angstfully with his tears was wet. Pikachu stayed behind at the base because he was unwanted. Suddenly, a spaceship landed in front of Ash and out came Tak Misty in her human disguise.
"Misty!" Ash exclaimed. "What do you want?! Stay away from me, I'm about to confess my love to Gary!"
Misty raised an eyebrow. "And I care WHY? I just came to --"
"You're IN LOVE WITH ME!"
She snickered. "What gave you THAT idiotic idea?"
"You threw meat at me sang that angsty teenybopper song to me!"
Misty coughed. The cough sounded vaguely like the word "dummy dubbie."
"Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you."
"Nothing." She rolled her eyes. "I have come..."
"FOR MY ROBOT BEEDRILL!"
"NO!"
"THEN WHY?!"
"I WAS ABOUT TO TELL YOU!"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?!"
"YOU STARTED IT!"
"OH!"
"Anyway... I have come to profess my love for..."
"I knew it!" Ash exclaimed. "You're madly in love with me, aren't you?! I admit I am a hunk, but --"
"Not you, dope! MAY!"
Ash stared blankly. "Gaz May?"
"NO. May. From Hoenn."
"...Whatever." Ash turned and walked off.
"Gary's house is in the other direction."
"Oh."
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Gary sat on the roof staring at the stars. For some reason it wasn't raining any more, and it was also night.
"Woe is me," he angsted. "If only Ash returned my feelings of troo luv."
"But I do!"
Gary peered down over the edge of the roof. "Ash!"
Ash was dressed in a tuxedo, carrying a bouquet of flowers. "Yes, my love, it is I!" He scaled the wall using the spider legs from his pak magic and handed the bouquet to Gary.
"Ash! You do love me!" Gary threw his arms around Ash.
"I sure do!"
"What do the Tallest does your mom think?"
Ash shrugged. "Iunno. What about your dad Professor Oak?"
"He thinks I'm insane. Nothing new."
"Oh."
Gary grinned. "Let's have sex!"
Ash's eyes widened. "Er... but Irkens don't do that I don't wanna."
But they did anyway. Nine months later Ash gave birth to many little half-Irken half-human spawn.
And they all lived happily ever after and stuff.
THE END