Poke Battles Episode VI: Return of the Poke Masters

Gary Carswerver has returned to his home planet of Mewtwooine in an attempt to rescue his friend James Duo from the clutches of the vile spy, Jessebelle. Little does Gary know that the ROCKET GANG has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Starmie. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy.

The Rocket Gang wanted to capture Pikachu, since he was Ash's Pokemon. Jessebelle knew this to be true, and so wanted Pikachu for herself. If she could capture the little rodent, and accomplish what James' old gang couldn't, maybe he would love her. She sent her now-friend, the bounty hunter, out to hunt for Pikachu. She was too busy 'diciplining' James to look herself.

Jesse heard of the hunt for Pikachu and came up with a plan. She disguised herself and took Pikachu to Jessebelle's place.

"I have come for the bounty on this Pokemon," Jesse said.

Jessebelle was pleased, and paid her the reward. She threw Pikachu into a cell.

Now inside Jessebelle's mansion, Jesse went to look for James. She found him tied up, his body covered in whip marks. She swiftly released him, and took off her disguise.

"Jesse, I knew you'd come to save me!"

They kissed.

But then, Jessebelle appeared! She had seen the whole thing!

Jessebelle threw Jesse into the cell with Pikachu, and tied James up near her so that she could keep an eye on him.

Jessebelle didn't know, though, that one of her faithful guards was actually Mondo, a friend of Jesse and James! She also didn't know that Ash and Gary had a plan to rescue thier friends...

Ash and Gary used thier Pokemon to battle thier way past the guards into Jessebelle's mansion. They tried to bargain with her for the release of Pikachu, James and Jesse, but she refused.

Instead, she sentenced Jesse, Pikachu, Ash and Gary to be executed. They were to be thrown into the pit of eternal despair, where they would be forced to listen to songs by the Back Street Boys for 1,000 years.

A speeder took the condemned, bound hand and foot, to the pit. The bounty hunter was on the speeder with them, along with many guards. Jessebelle watched from a window. James was tied up on a leash beside her. Mondo also stood beside her, still disguised as a guard.

Luckily, Gary had the Poke ball which contained his Eevee hidden on him. As they were about to be pushed into the pit, Gary called out Eevee. Eevee broke the bonds of Pikachu, Gary and Ash with her bite attack. Pikachu and Eevee attacked the guards.

The bounty hunter discarded the helmet, for a better view to fight. Pink loops of hair were revealed. The woman let out a battle cry and attacked Pikachu with her bare hands. Pikachu thundershocked her and sent her flying. Eevee used tackle and sent several guards tumbling into the pit of despair.

Inside the mansion, James began strangling Jessebelle with the leash that she had tied him up with. She was choking.

"Stop, James!" said Mondo.

James looked at Mondo like he was crazy, but paused.

"I've spent time being Jessebelle's guard, and I see good in her. She's just a lonely girl. She's also very beautiful, and...I think I've fallen in love with her!" Mondo confessed.

Jessebelle got stars in her eyes. James loosened his grip on her.

"Oh, I never thought anyone would care for me! I know now that it's wrong to try to force someone to love you...and Jesse must love you a lot, James, to risk her life to save you...I'm sorry for everything!" Jessebelle pleaded.

James didn't want to trust her, but Mondo talked him into it. James let go of Jessebelle, and she freed him from his bonds. Then, Jessebelle and Mondo kissed.

"I'd be dead if it weren't for you!" She said to Mondo.

Out on the speeder, all the guards were defeated. Gary, Ash and thier Pokemon went inside to get James and Mondo. Mondo promised to come back for Jessebelle when he was done with his mission for the rebellion.

Meowth and Togepi were waiting for them in the Fearrow. Jesse and James got into the pilots' seats and took off. They made the jump to 99% of light speed and headed for the Rebel base.

"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!" Jesse and James yelled.

"I'll blast off YOUR rocket, Gary..." Ash said under his breath.

Narrator: Oh, now THAT was uncalled for!

Illumina: (laughs uncontrollably)

"Wha???" said Gary.

"Oh, uh, nothing," said Ash.

Gary didn't think much about it, because he had more important things on his mind. He needed to go see Prof. Yoaka to complete his training before he helped the Rebels blow up the new Death Starmie.

He set off for the Dextobah system. Ash came with him. But, when they got there, they found that Yoaka was very sick. He admitted to Ash that Darth Vanni really was his father. Gary was shocked by this revelation. Then, Yoaka said that the boys' training was already complete.

"Nothing more can I teach you," he said, and then died.

The spirit of Bill came to tell Ash that he had to face his father. Ash agreed, and he and Gary set off for the Rebel base.

The Rebels planned to go to a small moon called Ekandor, where the station that generated the shield for the Death Starmie was. They would deactivate the shield, and then destroy the unprotected Death Starmie.

Jesse, James, Gary, Ash, Meowth, Pikachu, Togepi and Eevee went to try to deactivate the sheild. Mondo was piloting one of the ships in the fleet that was to destroy the Death Starmie once the shield was down. On the moon, the group had some trouble with the Rockets, but they escaped. Unfortunately, they lost track of Jesse in the process.

They soon stumbled upon a tribe of adorable creatures called Growlwoks, who were convinced that Meowth, being a talking Pokemon, was thier god. They took the group back to thier village, where they found Jesse! She had made friends with one of the Growlwoks by saving it from a Rocket member. Meowth used his divine influence to convince the Growlwoks to help them. They planned to attack the shield generator together.

Ash had to go find his father, though. Gary protectively insisted on going with him. Ash believed that there was still some good in his father. When they found Vanni, Ash tired to turn him to the Light side. Vanni wouldn't turn, though, and brought the boys to see the Emperor.

The Emperor lowered the hood to reveal bright blue hair.

"Emperor Jenny, I have brought you the Poke Masters," Vanni said.

Jenny knew that if she could make the boys hateful enough to fight she and Vanni, they would be turned to the Dark side. She told them of how their friends were being set up and that their Rebellion would fail.

Ash began battling his father, using a Growlwok he had caught on Ekandor. But he realized that using Pokemon in personal fights was disrespectful to the Pokemon, and that this was a fight that no one could win. If he fought Vanni, he would be on the Dark side. So he stopped the battle. Jenny disapproved, and went to kill Ash with her police tazer.

"If you will not turn, you will die!" she told him.

But Vanni couldn't let his own son be killed. Vanni picked up Jenny. Jenny shocked him with her tazer, but he wouldn't let go. He threw her down a large pit, and she died.

Gary breathed a sigh of relief. Vanni had been hurt by Jenny's tazer, though, and he was dying. Ash had a heartfelt conversation with him before he passed on. Vanni told Ash that he had been right about there still being good in him. Then, he died. Ash was very sad, but they had important things to do. He and Gary headed back to Ekandor.

On Ekandor, the Rebels, with the help of the Growlwoks, defeated the Rocket guards and blew up the sheild generator. Mondo got the signal that the shield was down, and he and the other Rebels destroyed the Death Starmie. The Rockets' rein of terror had ended. The Rebels went to the Growlwok villiage to celebrate. There was a big party. Jesse and James kissed and hugged.

"Oh, find a room!" yelled Mondo, probably just mad because he missed Jessebelle. He would go back to her, soon.

"Fine, we WILL find a room!" Jesse said, dragging James by the hand.

They came to a room, but through the door they heard two people inside making-well-sexual noises.

"Oh, no, Gary, please don't stop..."
"Only if you act like a Pikachu..."

"Ack!" Jesse and James said together, and ran off to find a different room.

Narrator: Ugghhhh....I think that may have been worse than the rocket thing...

Chaos: (giggling) You know, you have to have seen "Riddle Me This" to get that one...

Later, at the party, the spirits of Bill, Anakin, and Yoaka watched with pride. Everyone danced and sang, and the Growlwoks played music. Freedom had been restored to the galaxy.

Epilogue:

In the end, only two Rocket Gang members were left alive.

Butch: Everyone said we were crazy to build a Death Starmie when there were rebels around. But we built it anyway! The rebels blew it up. So we built another Death Starmie! The rebels blew that one up, too. So we built a THIRD Death Starmie! That one burned down, fell over, and then the rebels blew it up. So we built a FOURTH Death Starmie! And that one stayed up! And that's what you're getting...

Cassidy: Uh, Butch, we never built a third OR a fourth Death Starmie, and Chaos is NOT doing Monty Python in this fic!

Butch: Oh yeah...well, uh, on with the epilogue!

Butch and Cassidy got married.

Jesse and James got married and lived happily ever after.

Ash and Gary got married, because in thier galaxy, homosexual marriages are legal.

RED: I'm moving to that galaxy.

Chaos: Maybe someday we'll live in a free country, RED.

RED: Not likely.

Chaos: Have hope.

Jessebelle and Mondo got married.

Misty realized how badly she sucked and took her own life.

Todbacca married Richie the Hutt.

Meowth and Pikachu got married.

Brock married Togepi.

THE END

The Cast:

Ash Ketchum as "Ash Bikehopper" (Luke Skywalker)
Gary Oak as "Gary Carswerver" (2nd Luke)
Misty as "Princess Misteia" (Princess Leia)
Bill, the Pokemaniac as "O-Bill-Wan KePoke" (Obe Wan Kenobe)
Brock as "Brock Solo" (Han Solo)
Jesse as "Princess Jesseia" (replacement Leia)
James as "James Duo" (replacement Han)
Todd as "Todbacca" (Chewbacca)
Meowth as himself (C-3PO)
Togepi as himself (R2-D2)
Pikachu as himself (Ash's lightsaber)
Mondo as "Mondo Calrissian" (Lando Calrissian)
Richie as "Richie the Hutt" (Jabba the Hutt)
Officer Jenny as "Emperor Jenny" (The Emperor)
Nurse Joy as "Joyba Fett" (Boba Fett)
Jessebelle as "Jessebelle the spy" (replacement Jabba)
Butch and Cassidy as themselves (members of the Empire)
Jigglypuffs as "Jawa-E-Puffs" (Jawas)
Growlithes as "Growlwoks" (Ewoks)
Sandshrews as "Sand Shrews" (Sand People)
Giovanni as "Darth Vanni" (Darth Vader)
Eevee as herself (Gary's lightsaber)
Proffesor Oak as "Proffesor Yoaka" (Yoda)
Mrs. Ketchum as "Amidala Ketchum" (Queen Amidala)
Mr. Mime as "Uncle Mime" (Uncle Owen)
Jynx as "Aunt Jynx" (Aunt Buru)
The Gonk Robot as itself