The First Movie: Trainer Bush Strikes Back

Mewtwo: This new home I found for myself and the clones is wonderful! Here I can acheive oneness with my soul and...

Trainer Bush: Hey! This place we just stumbled on is great! It's full of all kinds of Pohkeyman! Hey! Look! Is that a Mewtwenty?

Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo! The clone of Mew, and I...

Trainer Bush: A clone?? But cloning is wrong! I am very much opposed to it!

Ash: Hey, you look familiar, Mewtwo. Have we met?

Misty: Yeah, this does seem familiar.

Mewtwo: Huh...I think I ran into you once at the store...yeah...that's it...

Ash: Oh...

Trainer Bush: If you are a Pohkeyman, there's no reason I can't catch you! Buldasord! Go!

(Trainer Bush throws the ball, but of course, nothing happens because he can't pronounce the name of his Pokemon.)

Mewtwo: Uh...

Mew: Mew!

Trainer Bush: Hey! What's that?

Brock: I think that's Mew! The rarest Pokemon of all!

Trainer Bush: Rare, huh? That means I'll have to use extra bombs on it!

All: NO!!!

(Mew avoids the bombs and then takes Ash, Misty and Brock hostage)

Trainer Bush: Now what?? I'm far too stupid to be a trainer on my own!

Mew: Mew! (We can work out an agreement.)

Trainer Bush: Like what?

Mew: Mew. (You sign this prepared statement.)

Trainer Bush: OK, let's see. I hereby admit that I was wrong in my actions and that the total blame shall be put on myself, Trainer Bush. Mew is in no way responsible for any actions. The party may be set free, but all their equipment shall remain with Mew...Hey! This isn't fair!

Mew: Mew! (TS)

Trainer Bush: Oh fine!

(Trainer Bush signs the paper)

Mew: Mew! (Here you go, sucker!)

(Mew lets Ash, Misty and Brock go)

Ash: Wow! I think we've all learned something here today...The way one came about in this world is not important, it's what they do with the life they're given that determins how...hey! What are you doing with those bombs, Trainer Bush?

Trainer Bush: SHHH!!! I see a Volvo in those shrubs over there!

Misty: You mean a Vulpix?

Trainer Bush: Yeah! I'm gonna catch that Volvo!

All: Oy vey!

To Be Continued...

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