Trainer Bush the Moron 2000: The Stupidity of One

Say...I wonder what our friends are doing today...

Ash: Wow! What a beautiful day! The sky is blue, the grass is green, the Pidgey are singing, it's such a great day...

Trainer Bush: I hate it!

All: Huh?

Trainer Bush: You heard me! I hate fresh air and sun shine! I'll destroy the environment so it is dark and sludgy! AHAHAHA!!!

(Trainer Bush sets about destroying nature)

Trainer Bush: HA! I'll put a land fill here, and an oil drill here...

Ash: This is horrible! He'll destroy the earth!

Brock: And he's not even gay!

All: huh?

Brock: Cuz the bad guy in the second movie...oh never mind!

Misty: GOD DAMN IT! YOU CAN'T JUST DESTROY THE EARTH TRAINER BUSH!!!

(A large tanker falls over onto Misty, killing her)

Lugia: STOP! The Pokemon have sensed that the world is in danger, so I am here to quell the moron.

Ash: Just like the old poem thingy!

"Disturb not the harmony of Alaska, Exxon, and Green Peace. Lest these titians are all destroyed or exploited upon the earth in which they dwell. Though the moron's great lameness shall summon the guardian of the water, he will kick the moron's ass, and send him flying."

Lugia: Yes, my child. That is so.

(Lugia uses Aeroblast and sends Trainer Bush flying over the mountains)

All: Hurray!

Trainer Bush: I learned something here today...That the earth is a gift, and we must all take care of it and...Hey! A Blaptoes!

Brock: That's Zapdos...

Trainer Bush: Yeah! A Frapgos! I'm gonna throw bombs at it and catch it!

Lugia: What a moron...

To Be Continued...

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