The 3rd movie: The Spell of the Unknown Absentee Ballots!
Ash: That was a great Pokemon battle! Thanks, strange girl!
SG: No problem!
Trainer Bush: Say, SG, who did you vote for?
SG: Uh, Nader.
Trainer Bush: AH HA! Or is that just who you thought you were voting for???
Ash: Hey! What are those flying things?
Misty: They look like ballots!
Brock: Wow! Look at all the pregnant chads!
Trainer Bush: But boys can't get pregnant! Oh well, the point is, all those votes were for me!
Ash: I demand a recount!
Entei: All of you morons must now shut up!
SG: Take my Pokegear!
Trainer Bush: Uh, OK...HEY! Entei kidnapped my mom!
Barbara: But I'm not your mom, Bush, I'm this little girl's mom now...
Trainer Bush: AHH! It's Janet Reno! Damn you!
Reno: I want to be a Pokemon trainer!
Brock: Wow! She's so ugly, even I don't want her!
Reno: Shut up, small man! I will crush you with my bare hands!
Trainer Bush: Oh no you don't! I will battle you to save my mother! Go! Wackygator!
Tododile: Wacky!
Trainer Bush: I bet you all thought I couldn't get it to obey me due to my enormous stupidity! Ha! Wackygator! Use Water Gun on Entei!
(Wackygator uses water gun on Entei and weakens him)
Ash: OH! So he's a fire type!
Misty: You would have never guessed that from the real movie!
Brock: So, Barbara...that's a pretty name...
Trainer Bush: It's the ballots! They're controlling Reno's mind! They're taking control of the world!
Ash: We have to stop them! We have to stop them from recounting the world!
Trainer Bush: That's it! Go! Sew!
Mew: Mew! (That's Mew! Dumb ass!)
Trainer Bush: Smwew! Use Ancient Power!
::Mew uses Ancient Power to revert the world back to the time of the Greeks when the civilization was a true democracy::
Ash: AHA! It worked! The ballots are gone!
Brock: Yes, but don't you see what you've done, Trainer Bush?
Trainer Bush: Uh, I made a picture with macaroni and paint...
Brock: No! Now that the world is a true democracy, your presidental win is no more! You see, you didn't really win to begin with, you just won because a bunch of fat assed WASPs let you win and because your dad was president. Now the real president is Trainer Gore. He was the real winner anyways.
Trainer Bush: You mean I'm not the president any more? I'm just a Pohkeyman trainer?
Brock: Yes, and a stupid one at that.
Trainer Bush: Oh darn!
THE END!
What fate will befall our heros next? Find out next time, same Bush time, same Bush station!
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