Episode 1: Enter Trainer Bush

Ash: Well now that I just won the last Johto badge, I should probably do some practice training with the only Pokemon I ever use, Pikachu!

Misty: GOD DAMN IT ASH! YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD! YOU CAN'T WIN WITH JUST PIKACHU!!!

Brock: Damn, woman, calm down!

Ash: Oh man! Misty's right! I am the dumbest trainer alive!!!

Writer: Not anymore!

Ash&co: Huh?

Writer: Well, we were thinking that maybe we've made Ash look a little TOO stupid! So we're throwing in another trainer to even things out a little!

Ash: Tracey?

Misty: Todd?

Brock: Nurse Joy????

Writer: Huh...no... Let me introduce you all to the new trainer who will make Ash look less stupid! Every one, meet Trainer Bush!

Trainer Bush: Hey y'all! I'm a Pohkeyman trainer now! Hey, what's this little ball for? Is this where all the lost votes are hidden?

Ash: Uh..hi, Trainer Bush...I'm Ash, and this is Pikachu!

Trainer Bush: Pohkacha???

Ash: NO! Pikachu!

Trainer Bush: Peekichi?

Ash: Never mind. This is Misty and Brock.

Trainer Bush: The Rock? I love you man! You kick ass on WWF!!!

Brock: Uh... Ash: Well, we better get a move on. Trainer Bush, you be sure to watch out for new Pokemon to add to your team!

Trainer Bush: OK, HEY! A new Pohkeyman! I'll catch it!

Caterpie:...Pi...?

Trainer Bush: Now how do you catch Pohkeymans? Oh yeah! You throw bombs at them!!!

Ash: NO TRAINER BUSH!

Trainer Bush: Take that Cuterpaie!!!

(Caterpie dies in a ball of flames)

Trainer Bush: Awww I done bad....