Episode 2: Trainer Bush Finds Love

Trainer Bush: Well I just caught a Bequill, but my heart is empty.

Ash: Awww, what's the matter Trainer Bush?

Trainer Bush: I have so many wacky adventures, but no special lady to share them with!

Ash: Me too, but I don't complain.

Trainer Bush: Ash, you're gay. It's diffrent with me!

Ash: I see your point. We'll find you a girlfriend, Trainer Bush! Or my name's not Ash GayerthantheVillagePeople Ketchum!

Trainer Bush: Cool! Hey, who's that over there?

Trainer Laura: Hi! I'm Trainer Laura!

Trainer Bush: Wow! You sure are purrty!

Trainer Laura: Aww! You're sweet! Wanna have a battle?

Ash: O_O Oh wait...an actual battle...heh...

Trainer Bush: OK! Go Baldasword!!!

Trainer Laura: Go Chardgizard!!!

Trainer Bush: <3!!!

(Charizard whoops the retarded little grass Pokemon.)

Trainer Bush: Wow! You sure are good!

Trainer Laura: You're not mad that I beat you?

Trainer Bush: Nah! Hey, hows about you bein' my gal?

Trainer Laura: OK!

Trainer Bush: Woo! I got a girlfriend!

Ash: Awww...!

(To be continued...)