Episode 4: Trainer Bush in: Old School

(Trainer Bush is watching TV. Ash, Brock and Misty enter.)

Ash: Man, I'm taking a break from heading the AIDS research team!

Trainer Bush: Why did I put you in charge of that again?

Ash: Cuz I'm gay.

Trainer Bush: Oh yeah.

Brock: Whatcha doing, Trainer B?

Trainer Bush: I'm in a jam, so I'm watching my favorite movie to take my mind off of my troubles.

Misty: Air Force One?

Ash: My Fellow Americans?

Brock: An American President?

Trainer Bush: NO! The Little Mermaid!

Ash: I...see...

Misty: What sort of problems are you having, Trainer Bush?

Trainer Bush: I'm in a fix with this whole presidency thing! The Stem Cell dealie, the death pendently...just everything! Not to mention I couldn't catch that Arcade!

Misty: That's Remoroid!

Ash: Well, in times of trouble it is often best to search one's soul to find the answers...

Trainer Bush: That's it!

Ash: Yes, searching the self is...

Trainer Bush: NO! Asking spirits! I need to resurrect Abe Lincoln from the dead! He can help me!

Ash: I foresee doom...

Trainer Bush: Hold on, let me consult this book of voodoo... Here we go! Voooodddddoooooomaaaannnnnnvoooooodooooomaaaaaaan!!!

*POOF*

(Abe Lincoln's body appears.)

Abe: Where am I, gentlemen?

Trainer Bush: I did it! Mr. Lincoln! I need your help to be the best President master there ever was!

Abe: Four score and seven years ago, you gonna wish you was born, cuz I'm gonna kick yo ass TODAY!

(Abe pile drives Trainer Bush.)

Trainer Bush: AHHHH!!!

Abe: If you wanna see me kick the $*#& out of this punk, give me a hell yes!

Ash: Hell yes!

(Abe executes several wrestling moves on Trainer Bush.)

Misty: Stop fighting!

(Abe throws a folding chair at Misty, killing her.)

Trainer Bush: No! I must send Abe back to the sweet embrace of the crypt from whence he came!

(Trainer Bush manages to clothesline Abe, killing him.)

Trainer Bush: Man, that was close!

Ash: It sure was! I hope you learned a valuable lesson today, Trainer Bush!

Trainer Bush: I sure did! I learned that you have to depend only on yourself to solve your problems. And that you can'd depend on other people to help you out all the time!

Brock: NO Trainer Bush! The lesson you were supposed to have learned was not to mess with the mystical powers of the dead!

Ash: They'll drop kick you old school!

Trainer Bush: Oh yeah...Hey! Who's up for some Pohkeyman catchin'? I'm finally gonna get me a Lapdance!

Ash: That's Lapras...

Trainer Bush: Pohkeyman hooo!!!

Brock&Ash: -_-

THE END...

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