Episode 5: TRAINER BUSH KICKS ASS

Ash: Hey Trainer Bush, whatchya doin?

Trainer Bush: SHHHH! I'm hunting down a very elusive and evil Pokemon. The rare and ugly Ladindon!

Misty: What the @#%$ is that?

Trainer Bush: It's a very gay and ugly Pokemon that has a very small sex organ and preys upon all that is good and not stupid.

Brock: So why are you worrried...?

Trainer Bush: Silence! I must find this Pokemon and destroy it so that it will not hurt any one ever again!

(Suddenly a blob of hair and stink runs past.)

Trainer Bush: There goes Ladindon!

Ash: Holy @#%$! That's one ass ulgy Pokemon!

Brock: It's even more ugly than Misty!

Misty: Yeah! It's...HEY!!!!!

Trainer Bush: Ladindon hates women! Let's use Misty as bait!

Misty: God damn it! Get this scarf off my face!!!

(Trainer Bush shoves Misty out into the field. Ladindon immediately sprays her with urine and slashes her throat.)

Ash: Ewww....

Trainer Bush: Ha! Now I have you where I want you!! Go! Baldasord!!!

Bulbasaur: Bulba!!!

Trainer Bush: Baldasord! Use your maul attack!

(Bulbasour mauls Ladindon within an inch of its life.)

Trainer Bush: Now to catch it!

(Trainer Bush drops a bunch of bombs on Ladindon, killing it.)

Ash: Trainer Bush! You still haven't learned not to drop bombs on Pokemon when you want to catch them???

Trainer Bush: What ever...

Brock: Well now that that's all over, the world is safe from ugly, smelly, penis envying Pokemon.

Trainer Bush: Yes...but for how long....Hey! A Maresheep!

THE END!