My Fanfiction

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Strip Poke
The Pokemon characters go on a gameshow and get naked.

A Generic Fanfic
A parody of all the cliched shippy and lemon fics out there.

Poke Battles
Parody of the Star Wars trilogy.
Episode IV: A New Hope
Episode V: The Rocket Gang Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Poke Masters

Shippers Weakest Link
The Pokemon characters compete on a game show alongside real Shippers.

Indigo
Freeverse poem about Gary from Ash's POV.

Ash's Room 101
Short parody based on the book 1984.

Ash and Gary Talk Like Pirates
The stupidest Pokemon fanfic ever written! Yay!

Tandem
Taito songfic set at the beginning of 02.

Almond and Hazel's Songs
Songs sung by Almond and Hazel from Magical Pokemon Journey.