Behind the Digi-scenes...

This is our concept of how the last episode of Digimon 02 was written. By "our", I mean mine and RED's, we wrote this together.

The writers of Digimon have gathered around to write the last episode of the season. For convenience sake, we'll just call all of them Norm*.

Norm1: Well, now that we've just smoked all that CRACK COCAINE, we should get down to writing that episode!

Norm2: Yeah! Now, let's see, we should make all of them get married! And we should put at least some of the Digidestened together! But who...?

Norm3: God damn those fans! They piss me off so much! Giving us all this success! I fucking hate success! I'll show them!

Norm2: Why do you hate the fans so much?

Norm3: SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY CRACK PIPE!!! I know! Just to piss off the fans, let's put together the most unpopular couple! Norm2, who won the least amount of points on our Digi couple poll?

Norm2: Let's see...that would be...Yamato and Sora.

Norm3: Well then, by golly! We'll have Yamato and Sora get married!!!

Norm1: Sounds like a really crappy idea! Let's do it!

Norm3: Let's also put Ken and Miyako together!

Norm1: Good plan!

Norm2: Yes, we should also have all of them get jobs! Should we just go with each character's personality type and match up a job for them?

Norm3: Good God, man! We don't have that kind of time! Quick! Write down a bunch of random jobs on these pieces of paper and put them in this hat! Then we'll draw a piece of paper for each character!

Norm1: OK, let's get a job for Iori. Let's see....lawyer! Perfect!

Norm2: A lawyer? But they have to lie! Remember that ep where he got all upset just because he had to tell one lie?

Norm1: God fucking damn it Norm2! You shut your pie hole and smoke some more crack is what you do!!!

Norm2: Yes sir...

Norm3: OK! Let's see, Yamato.....Astronaut! Perfect!

Norm2: Uh...shouldn't he be a rock star?

Norm3: Norm2, what did we just tell you about smoking crack?

Norm2: To do it some more?

Norm3: Right! Now get on it!

Norm1: OK, now for Sora! Let's see...Fashion designer! Right!

Norm2: Now that's just it! I can't in good concience allow you to make a girl who wears ugly clothes and a bike helmet a fashion designer!

Norm1: Oh, here, Norm2, your crack pipe wasn't fully lit.

Norm2: Oh, thanks.

Norm3: Right! On to Daisuke! Let's see, young, innovative, a risk taker, the job he shall have is...running a mobile noodle cart! Great!

Norm2: OK, let's see...Joe will be a...doctor? What? No! That makes too much sense!

Norm3: We don't have time to argue! Let's move on!

Norm1: Right! Let's see what Taichi will be...Embassador to the Digital World??? That's not a random job!!!

Norm2: Sorry, I wasn't high enough when I wrote that down.

Norm1: OK, Miyako....she's smart, brave, and a people person, she'll be....a house wife! Perfect!

Norm2: How about Mimi...She's an air head, slightly conceited...she'll be...a cook! Right on!

Norm3: People love nerds! We'll just make Izzy a Digital researcher or something!

Norm1: Great! Some of these jobs actually make sense! The fans will be confused 'til they don't know what's what!

Norm2: OK! Time for Hikari! Let's see, she's a bitch...school teacher! Great!

Norm1: Now your cooking with narcotics, Norm2!

Norm3: TK...what will his job be...Novelist! That makes total sense!

Norm2: Yeah, if you're as high as we are! HAHAHA!

Norm1: OK, lastly, Ken....Let's see, he's super smart and good with computers and math...Investigator!

Norm3: Great! Now they all have jobs!

Norm2: OK, we should have them be in a picture for all to see!

Norm3: Yeah. Man you know I just can't get over how mad all those fans of Taito and Taiora will be! Hey! I know! To confuse them even more, let's have Matt and Tai standing off to the side in the picture together! And then we'll stick Sora next to Joe or something!

Norm1: Brilliant! Man, those fans are going to be so damn confused! Serves them right!

Norm3: Yeah! I swear, every morning I have to get up and live with all this success!!! And the only thing I have that makes me feel good in this world is all my wonderful crack! I hate that success! It makes me sick! God damn those fans! They'll pay for their tom foolery!

Norm2: Well everything looks good here. Maybe we should get a head start on season 3!

Norm1: Great idea! I guess we should just have the Digidestineds' kids fight a new evil?

Norm3: NO! That's just what those fans will be expecting! We'll throw 'em a curve ball the likes of which they've never seen! I've got it! We'll have it take place in an entirely different universe, and the old Digidestined won't even be in it at all!

Norm2: My God, that's brilliant! I know! We'll make it be about the Digimon card game!

Norm1: Perfect!!! But just to make it even more confusing, let's give the new Digi kids Digimon! And let's only have three kids this time, so it sucks more!!!

Norm3: Yes! This is a master piece! Well, I guess we've all earned a little break. Let's go drop some acid in back!

Norm1: Good idea!

Norm2: I'm game!

And so off they went, their work complete for the time being. But what new dangers await the season 3 Digidestined? What new horrors and villains will they have to battle? And more importantly, will any one watch it since it is crap?

Answer: No.

THE END

*Norm is a guy that works for 4Kids, the company that dubs Pokemon. He's the one who puts in the crappy fake AAML hints, and he sucks very much. All his hints are retarded and he makes Ash look less gay while making James look more gay. He really, really, really sucks and we hate him. Drugs are bad, you should not take drugs. They make you stupid and bitter, like Norm. Thank you.