PI's Anthem

A parody of "Regulate", by Nate Dogg and Warren G, written by me, Chaos, and starring acutal PI members Malasashi, Meggie, RED, Jarek, and Abi.

Chaos-
P.I.
We regulate any kind of AAGL, we're damn good, too.
But you can't be any geek off the streets;
Ya gotta be handy with the proof if ya know what I mean,
Earn your keep!
PALLETSHIPPERS!
We're back...
With no Pact.

Malasashi-
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon,
Jarek was on his comp, trying to find,
Some hentai for himself, since he didn't have none,
Just sitting in his house, chillin all alone.

Chaos-
Just hit the shippers board of the UPN
On a mission trying to find Miss Meggie Sinn,
I said all you Palletshippers, call out to me,
I wanna hear you say, "I'm in it for the yaoi!"

RED-
So I come to UPN to see what I missed,
Saw some people shipping so I said, "Let's do this."
Hopped on a thread and I said, "What's up?"
But some shippers pulled some AAML so I said, "I'm stuck..."

Meg-
Found Abi and Malasashi up on the board,
Said, "Jarek wants a girl, can he have some porn?"
Mal said "I'd rather have RED for some horny tricks."
But then I saw my homey RED with some suckers all in her mix!

RED-
Once there was a man, whose prison was his chair.
The man he had a monkey, they made the strangest pair.
The monkey ruled the man, and climbed inside his head.
And now as fate would have it, one of them is dead.

Meg-
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
But I'll flame those freaks right into the ground
I gotta find ChaosRocket before they start to clown
I best to pull out my strap and lay them busters down

RED-
They're putting AAML in my head,
I think I'm getting sick,
I can't belive I made a wrong click,
If I had backup, I know that I could win-
Then I glance over and I see my homey Sinn.

Chaos-
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole,
ChaosRocket is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin it's a tad bit late
Chaos and Meggie Sinn had to regulate

Meg-
I laid all them busters down,
I let my gat explode,
Now I'm switchin my mind back into freak mode.
RED, if you want skirts, this is what I said,
I just left a couple hos over on the other thread.

Jarek-
Now Meg's got the freaks,
And that's a known fact,
All this time I've been on the same track.
Abi's over there so it's on,
R-E-D and me, the 35 to the P.

Meg-
Just like I thought,
They were in the same spot,
In need of some desperate help,
But Jarek and my girl RED,
Were in need of something else.
Jare thought Abi was sexy as hell
He said, "Ooh, I like your style!"
She said, "Well I want a guy and you seem real nice,
Would ya let me ride?"
Now Jare and RED have girls and everything's on,
Abi and Mal will give them some pr0n...

Abi-
We're coming
Into a whole new era
OPS step to this
I dare ya
Ships, on a whole new level
The rhythm is the bass
And the bass is the treble.
Hints...fics...we bring...fanart
PI:
Where Pallet is life,
And life is Pallet.

Chaos-
If you know like I know,
You don't wanna step to this.
It's the shipping era,
Funked out with a Pallet twist.
If you smoke like I smoke,
Then you go thru about a pack a day,
And if you're a shipper,
PI will regulate.

(Note: No actual OPS members were harmed during the making of this song fic)

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