Living La Vida Pallet
Parody of Living La Vida Loca by Meggie

He's into poke-trainin'
Electric rats and poke balls
I feel a premonition
That boy's gonna make me fall

Ash doesn't want a slutty ho,
So Gary is just right
Cuz Misty's got a new sex doll
For every day and night

OPS is hiding from the truth
So they won't go insane
They run around acting like they own you
But PI won't refrain
From bashing in your brain!

Upside inside out
We're livin' la vida Pallet
We'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida Pallet
Ash and Gary in a bed
While PI bashes OPS with a mallet
It will wear you out
Livin' la vida Pallet
Livin' la vida Pallet
We're livin' la vida Pallet

Woke up in UPNetwork
In a OPS meeting thread
Archaic saw me there with a rifle
I told him he was best off dead

OPS always drinks dirty water
And gets drunk off cheap champagne
Once you've heard their stupid hints
You'll never be the same
Yeah, so dumb you'll go insane

OPS is hiding from the truth
So they won't go insane
They run around acting like they own you
But PI won't refrain
From bashing in your brain!

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