Living La Vida Pallet
Parody of Living La Vida Loca by Meggie
He's into poke-trainin'
Electric rats and poke balls
I feel a premonition
That boy's gonna make me fall
Ash doesn't want a slutty ho,
So Gary is just right
'Cause Misty's got a new sex doll
For every day and night
OPS is hiding from the truth
So they won't go insane
They run around acting like they own you
But PI won't refrain
From bashing in your brain!
Upside inside out
We're livin' la vida Pallet
We'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida Pallet
Ash and Gary in a bed
While PI bashes OPS with a mallet
It will wear you out
Livin' la vida Pallet
Livin' la vida Pallet
We're livin' la vida Pallet
Woke up in UPNetwork
In a OPS meeting thread
Archaic saw me there with a rifle
I told him he was best off dead
OPS always drinks dirty water
And gets drunk off cheap champagne
Once you've heard their stupid hints
You'll never be the same
Yeah, so dumb you'll go insane
Upside inside out
We're livin' la vida Pallet
We'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida Pallet
Ash and Gary in a bed
While PI bashes OPS with a mallet
It will wear you out
Livin' la vida Pallet
Livin' la vida Pallet
We're livin' la vida Pallet
OPS is hiding from the truth
So they won't go insane
They run around acting like they own you
But PI won't refrain
From bashing in your brain!
Upside inside out
We're livin' la vida Pallet
We'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida Pallet
Ash and Gary in a bed
While PI bashes OPS with a mallet
It will wear you out
Livin' la vida Pallet
Livin' la vida Pallet
We're livin' la vida Pallet
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